It's tuesday you lazy bastards

DJ said:
Okay, my bad. I saw your bulk order and thought that was a monthly thing or every time you got paid.

Carry on.
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What kind of bum do you think I am?
 
DJ said:
I can count on one hand the women I have dated that drink beer, @kobesgame.....maybe women in MN are different but most women I have dated drink those foo foo drinks.....
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But you can count the number of women you have dated on one hand as well.
 
Gatorchip said:
But you can count the number of women you have dated on one hand as well.
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Nope.

Dated probably 45-50 women in my lifetime, can't even remember all their names.......LOL.
 
gobucks0409 said:
What kind of bum do you think I am?
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natty drinking beer GIF by Barstool Sports
 
DJ said:
I can count on one hand the women I have dated that drink beer, @kobesgame.....maybe women in MN are different but most women I have dated drink those foo foo drinks.....
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Unless they don't drink at all, I don't know many women that don't drink any beer. I don't think @PnkPanther wife drinks beer. My mom and grandma don't. My brother's ex-wife doesn't. I think those are the only ones that don't.
 
Tomhusker said:
Training begins today for a new job. Was supposed to start yesterday, but was postponed due to the blizzard.
I'm hoping this is it for me. My forever job. No more moving around for the wife's job.
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What's the new gig?
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Simply dating that many makes one a whore?

I feel really dirty now.
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Before I had ever had sex with anyone, my youngest brother told me he had slept with 28 women. He's essentially hitched now, but I can't imagine what that number ended up being.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Simply dating that many makes one a whore?

I feel really dirty now.
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Sounds like he was using the word "date" pretty loosely. I wouldn't consider myself "dating" a chick unless it was a month or so +.
 
kobesgame said:
Before I had ever had sex with anyone, my youngest brother told me he had slept with 28 women. He's essentially hitched now, but I can't imagine what that number ended up being.
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brother or step brother?

You ever get stuck in a laundry machine?
 
kobesgame said:
Before I had ever had sex with anyone, my youngest brother told me he had slept with 28 women. He's essentially hitched now, but I can't imagine what that number ended up being.
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I never really counted. Every time I try to think back, I forget several.
 
kobesgame said:
Before I had ever had sex with anyone, my youngest brother told me he had slept with 28 women. He's essentially hitched now, but I can't imagine what that number ended up being.
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Well, keep in mind The Rule of Thirds. However many broads a guy says he's banged, divide it by three, and that's more accurate. Conversely, however many guys a broad says she's banged, multiply it by three.

It's science.
 
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