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Guy Incognito said:
They'd only celebrate a bye in the current format. In any of the prior formats, they'd only celebrate clinching the division, because there wasn't any other incentives for having the second best record in the league.
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No shit, monkey fucker, but they could have celebrated clinching a playoff berth, or winning the division.

The shirts are not new to last night and not exclusive to celebrating byes.

Holy shit.
 
ill said:
part of me thinks they would have just broke them out when they clinched the division but who knows
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They clinched their playoff berth in a win in Minnesota.

They clinched the division pennant in a loss in St Louis.

They clinched the 1st round bye in a win in Cincinnati.

During which celebration do you think it would be most appropriate for them to wear t-shirts taking a swipe at Cincinnati?
 
Guy Incognito said:
Huh.

There were other celebrations for having the second best record in your league?
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Playoff berths were celebrated, not just division pennants.

You must be new to baseball.

Maybe should have played travel ball.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
No shit, monkey fucker, but they could have celebrated clinching a playoff berth, or winning the division.

The shirts are not new to last night and not exclusive to celebrating byes.

Holy shit.
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They'd wear Division Champs merch or "playoffs" merch otherwise. They're wearing some Cricut shit because they're celebrating something (bye to the ALDS) that didn't exist in prior formats.

How close were you to that toxic train wreck a few years ago?
 
Guy Incognito said:
They'd wear Division Champs merch or "playoffs" merch otherwise. They're wearing some Cricut shit because they're celebrating something (bye to the ALDS) that didn't exist in prior formats.

How close were you to that toxic train wreck a few years ago?
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You've seen playoff berth merchandise?

Maybe in shithole Philly, I guess.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
You've seen playoff berth merchandise?

Maybe in shithole Philly, I guess.
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@Guy Incognito

I stand corrected. Here's a fat fuck with playoff berth merch.

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I still say fuck this stupid format even if that's means the Indians don't party in those shirts, although I suppose they could put them on after winning the season series against Cincitucky.
 
RobBase said:
Not sure about Yzerman. He’s no Brad Holmes.
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Yzerman built a dynasty in Tampa. When he came back to Detroit, the only player he had on the roster that was worth a shit was Larkin. Holland really fucked up the franchise badly. And on top of that, the Wings had lottery luck so terrible the NHL changed lottery rules. There have been no quick-fixes in this rebuild process.

The NHL ain't the NFL. Contracts don't mean shit in the NFL. If an NFL GM fucks up and gives a shitty player a bloated contract they can cut him and be no worse for the wear the following year. In the NHL, if a shitty player gets a long term bloated contract they're stuck paying the player for the full contract and it continues to count against the cap until the contract expires. Abdelkader still counts over a million dollars against the Wings cap this year and next year and he hasn't played in 5 years. It takes a lot longer to unfuck an NHL franchise than it does an NFL franchise if your GM gave out bad long-term contracts as Holland did.

I have confidence that this season will be a strong one for the Wings. Like the Lions, they've been the ones getting punched in the mouth for a long time and now is the time they're gonna be doing some punching.
 
RP-29 said:
Yzerman built a dynasty in Tampa. When he came back to Detroit, the only player he had on the roster that was worth a shit was Larkin. Holland really fucked up the franchise badly. And on top of that, the Wings had lottery luck so terrible the NHL changed lottery rules. There have been no quick-fixes in this rebuild process.

The NHL ain't the NFL. Contracts don't mean shit in the NFL. If an NFL GM fucks up and gives a shitty player a bloated contract they can cut him and be no worse for the wear the following year. In the NHL, if a shitty player gets a long term bloated contract they're stuck paying the player for the full contract and it continues to count against the cap until the contract expires. Abdelkader still counts over a million dollars against the Wings cap this year and next year and he hasn't played in 5 years. It takes a lot longer to unfuck an NHL franchise than it does an NFL franchise if your GM gave out bad long-term contracts as Holland did.

I have confidence that this season will be a strong one for the Wings. Like the Lions, they've been the ones getting punched in the mouth for a long time and now is the time they're gonna be doing some punching.
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Motown Maulers?
 
ill said:
dammit I watched the whole thing waiting for the punchline...but nothing
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Figured if I sat through, I should share the pain. I blame Michael Mckean.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
@Guy Incognito

I stand corrected. Here's a fat fuck with playoff berth merch.

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I still say fuck this stupid format even if that's means the Indians don't party in those shirts, although I suppose they could put them on after winning the season series against Cincitucky.
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Who the fuck are the Indians? Can't seem to find an MLB team by that name.
 
Bender said:
Who the fuck are the Indians? Can't seem to find an MLB team by that name.
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Fuck you.

They're from Cleveland and play at Jacob's Field, you crusty minge.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Fuck you.

They're from Cleveland and play at Jacob's Field, you crusty minge.
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Oh, the guardians. What a dumb name for a dumb team and dumb city.
 
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