Jesus & Christianity

If Jesus existed, he was Jewish.
 
Sort of explains why I'm circumcised!
My stuttering cousin that had braces explains me being circumcised. I think she was saying "n-n-n-n-not i-i-i-in m-m-m-y m-m-m-mouth" when the bleeding started.
 
Chitlins. At least it felt like my innards leaving.

BTW, guys/gals ... this is just a joke.
The illusion is spoiled. But at least I don’t have to take a cold shower…
 
No KB, if you get a tan on vacation, you are not entitled to food stamps. That is a fallacy.
But I still get the third degree by customs at the airport on my way back. So there is that.
 
But I still get the third degree by customs at the airport on my way back. So there is that.
Coming back from Lake Titicaca?
 
Coming back from Lake Titicaca?

Beavis And Butthead Lol GIF by Paramount+
 
No KB, if you get a tan on vacation, you are not entitled to food stamps. That is a fallacy.

What if I go to Mexico then return by walking across the border? I heard those benefits were better anyway. Cell phone, free bus trip to New York, etc
 
I met god once. She was retarded.
 
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