Juno Was A Chick Flick, Pheg

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If you are mourning for the loss of little Ellen Page, because she was soooo precious in Juno, then, hey, guess what Mr Chick Flick Lover? You're gay. How do I know she was sooooooo precious in Juno? Well, umm...my wife told me.

If you are mourning #7 in the Umbrella Academy, because now you can't look at her and know she no longer has tits...well, I guess that is okay. You can keep your man card.
 
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If you are mourning for the loss of little Ellen Page, because she was soooo precious in Juno, then, hey, guess what Mr Chick Flick Lover? You're gay. How do I know she was sooooooo precious in Juno? Well, umm...my wife told me.

If you are mourning #7 in the Umbrella Academy, because now you can't look at her and know she no longer has tits...well, I guess that is okay. You can keep your man card.
What if you start a thread about it? Must be super homo-ish.
 
I’m 83% aroused.
 
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