If you are mourning for the loss of little Ellen Page, because she was soooo precious in Juno, then, hey, guess what Mr Chick Flick Lover? You're gay. How do I know she was sooooooo precious in Juno? Well, umm...my wife told me.
If you are mourning #7 in the Umbrella Academy, because now you can't look at her and know she no longer has tits...well, I guess that is okay. You can keep your man card.
If you are mourning #7 in the Umbrella Academy, because now you can't look at her and know she no longer has tits...well, I guess that is okay. You can keep your man card.