Just sharing cause it made me chortle

Peter Gozintite said:
My wife was tryign to convince me to do a DNA test the other day. My dad was adopted, so I dont know about half of one side. I dont fucking care either, but she does. Im also terrified there is going to be some 30 year old asshole out there that wants to be part of my family now. fuck that noise.
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My Dad was adopted too. After his folks died he went looking. Found out he has 2 sisters and a brother all within about 30 miles of us. He and his brother have become very close over the past 5 years or so. Their kids (my cousins) are all pretty much shitshows though, with exception to one who is a talk show host on one of the local sports stations
 
Peter Gozintite said:
My wife was tryign to convince me to do a DNA test the other day. My dad was adopted, so I dont know about half of one side. I dont fucking care either, but she does. Im also terrified there is going to be some 30 year old asshole out there that wants to be part of my family now. fuck that noise.
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You married your cousin, didn't you?
 
rfjeff9 said:
You married your cousin, didn't you?
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Peter Gozintite said:
My wife was tryign to convince me to do a DNA test the other day. My dad was adopted, so I dont know about half of one side. I dont fucking care either, but she does. Im also terrified there is going to be some 30 year old asshole out there that wants to be part of my family now. fuck that noise.
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Peter Gozintite said:
My wife was tryign to convince me to do a DNA test the other day. My dad was adopted, so I dont know about half of one side. I dont fucking care either, but she does. Im also terrified there is going to be some 30 year old asshole out there that wants to be part of my family now. fuck that noise.
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The results of the DNA test came back and your father has been identified.

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It's like looking in a mirror huh?
 
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