Just sharing cause it made me chortle

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`The things I've learned about women during my almost 60 trips around the Sun on this here blue planet are as follows:

1. They are always feuding with or in confrontation with some other woman.
2. They love to tell a story when all you really need is a yes or no answer.
3. They are very deceptive with their fake hair color, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake tans, fake titties, fake hair extensions...
 
`The things I've learned about women during my almost 60 trips around the Sun on this here blue planet are as follows:

1. They are always feuding with or in confrontation with some other woman.
2. They love to tell a story when all you really need is a yes or no answer.
3. They are very deceptive with their fake hair color, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake tans, fake titties, fake hair extensions...
All you really had to say was "they are all deceptive"
 
 
Its 3-on-1, his door is already open, and car already pinned. And they still can't pull the dude out? Not even with random bystanders coaching you up the whole time. Yikes, that's bad. :rofl:

 
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