Just sharing cause it made me chortle

growing up in my family this is what we would call taking your life into your own hands. Wouldnt dare to joke about this.
 
growing up in my family this is what we would call taking your life into your own hands. Wouldnt dare to joke about this.

That's cuz it's not funny. Pranks are the lowest form of humor. You are absolutely right in that-that shit didn't exist in the day, cuz Dad's would've beat ya for saying it, and beat ya again for the stupid ass prank.
 
That's cuz it's not funny. Pranks are the lowest form of humor. You are absolutely right in that-that shit didn't exist in the day, cuz Dad's would've beat ya for saying it, and beat ya again for the stupid ass prank.
a man is sitting at a table with his arms crossed and the words `` yes that 's true '' written on the screen .
 
That's cuz it's not funny. Pranks are the lowest form of humor. You are absolutely right in that-that shit didn't exist in the day, cuz Dad's would've beat ya for saying it, and beat ya again for the stupid ass prank.

It's just a big joke where the unoriginal punchline is disrespecting your parents. Isn't that funny?

disappointed the wire GIF
 
 
That's cuz it's not funny. Pranks are the lowest form of humor. You are absolutely right in that-that shit didn't exist in the day, cuz Dad's would've beat ya for saying it, and beat ya again for the stupid ass prank.

I called my brother a fucking fag in front of my mom when we were out fishing. My dad knocked me out of the boat. When i got back in the boat he asked why I called him that and I said I didn't even know what that meant. I knew they were swear words though.

Next time I cussed in front of my mom was a senior in HS. My brother and his girl was standing/talking to me and mine. Brother cracked an SBD and I yelled "who the fuck farted"

Mom outta nowhere smacks me across the cheek.

I say damn but not much more in front of her now. I am getting close to 60....
 
I called my brother a fucking fag in front of my mom when we were out fishing. My dad knocked me out of the boat. When i got back in the boat he asked why I called him that and I said I didn't even know what that meant. I knew they were swear words though.

Next time I cussed in front of my mom was a senior in HS. My brother and his girl was standing/talking to me and mine. Brother cracked an SBD and I yelled "who the fuck farted"

Mom outta nowhere smacks me across the cheek.

I say damn but not much more in front of her now. I am getting close to 60....

While I won't applaud someone for cursing I do think that there is a big and clear difference between "Who the fuck farted?" and "Shut up Mom!" :noidea:
 
While I won't applaud someone for cursing I do think that there is a big and clear difference between "Who the fuck farted?" and "Shut up Mom!" :noidea:
Disrespectful talk in front of my mom was a sin and dad was gonna beat the sin outta us mother fuckers
 
Disrespectful talk in front of my mom was a sin and dad was gonna beat the sin outta us mother fuckers
If we talked back to Mom, we didn't have to worry about Dad ... I have seen Mom pray, sometimes in tongues, for the Good Lord not to let her kill us with a peach tree limb. Best I could tell, she needed the help too ...
 
If we talked back to Mom, we didn't have to worry about Dad ... I have seen Mom pray, sometimes in tongues, for the Good Lord not to let her kill us with a peach tree limb. Best I could tell, she needed the help too ...
Mom got mad at me and did some weird claw thing and broke two nails off in my shoulder blade. I am sure I never did whatever I did again.
 
That's cuz it's not funny. Pranks are the lowest form of humor. You are absolutely right in that-that shit didn't exist in the day, cuz Dad's would've beat ya for saying it, and beat ya again for the stupid ass prank.
Yep. Time outs in my house was being unconscious.
 
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