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What do you call a hen staring at a pile of lettuce?
Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call a hen under a strobe light staring at a pile of lettuce?
Chicken Seizure Salad

My FIL told me this. If you think it's 1/4 as funny as he does, you'll die laughing. :facepalm:
 
douggie said:
My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner. Then she said she heard me say "pussy". And damned if it doesn't turn out to be exactly what I said.
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My wife asked the same thing & that was my reply too.... She said she was tired of Vietnamese food...
 
Would the Madam who lines up the girls at the local Brothel also be known as the "Whore-ganizer"?
 
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