Keep it moist Tuesday

Yeah the little sandwich shop right down the parking lot from me has the system like that. I will admit I do tip them since they are hard working
I got in the habit of tipping around 10% for takeout during COVID, but I've pretty much cut that shit out except for a few specific places.

The idea that I'm going to tip 20% for someone to hand me something, when that's what we're "supposed" to tip for actually being waited on is crazy.
 
Sweet.... My Apartment Complex is paying for a Maine Lobster Food Truck to show up tonight....

Would have been even better if they paid for the food... Like the BBQ one they did about 8 months ago.... but this is Lobster so completely understandable for them not to be paying for it
 
Fuck all that shit.

Put your prices on your menu, I'll decide if I want to buy anything off of it, and I'll tip the wait staff an appropriate percentage based on their service.
In a high percentage of restaurants I've been to recently, one person takes your order, a different person brings you your food, yet another person checks on you periodically (or you have to flag someone else down if you need something) and you end up paying your bill using a device at your table or at a lobby register. Servers do way less now with virtually no customer service emphasis but expected gratuity has skyrocketed.

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My current process is... I'll tip my waitress/waiter ~20% if they take my order, bring me my food, check on me periodically, offer refills & deserts and handle my payment - you know, full-service waiting. That's my baseline. I might add a percentage if the server offers some kind benefit to my party (such as free ice cream to my daughter because it's her birthday). I knock percentages off the tip for anything short of full-service waiting from the one person who is supposed to be serving me. If I'm eating at Red Robin, my tips are always low because the server who is supposed to be serving me does next to nothing for me. I walked out of the Oshkosh IHOP earlier this year providing a $0.00 tip because they absolutely earned it, but normally if they at least perform their duties adequately the lowest I go is between 5-10% - unless there's automatic gratuity, then I factor that into my percentage.
 
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It would have to be horrible service for me to tip nothing. And I don't usually "tip" on my CC/DC receipts either... I tip CASH unless I'm very low on cash. Let the servers/bartenders report it however they wish.

Each to their own, though... :headbanger:
 
Fuck all that shit.

Put your prices on your menu, I'll decide if I want to buy anything off of it, and I'll tip the wait staff an appropriate percentage based on their service.
LIke I said, boomer at heart
 
My current process is... I'll tip my waitress/waiter ~20% if they take my order, bring me my food, check on me periodically, offer refills & deserts and handle my payment - you know, full-service waiting. That's my baseline. I might add a percentage if the server offers some kind benefit to my party (such as free ice cream to my daughter because it's her birthday). I knock percentages off the tip for anything short of full-service waiting from the one person who is supposed to be serving me. If I'm eating at Red Robin, my tips are always low because the server who is supposed to be serving me does next to nothing for me. I walked out of the Oshkosh IHOP earlier this year providing a $0.00 tip because they absolutely earned it, but normally if they at least perform their duties adequately the lowest I go is between 5-10% - unless there's automatic gratuity, then I factor that into my percentage.
I had some shitty service at a local breakfast joint recently and we were joking about leaving a negative tip, so the credit card slip would read:

Food Total: $25.43

Tip: -$3.42

Total: $22.01

I think that's pretty funny.
 
LIke I said, boomer at heart
Fair enough.

It's all the millennials fucking everything up with the "hey, let's have a CC surcharge, and a cost of living surcharge, and a help-feed-the-dishwasher's-cat surcharge, and also tip everyone you've seen in the restaurant wearing a name tag."
 
Anyone here been to the dominican
 
Fair enough.

It's all the millennials fucking everything up with the "hey, let's have a CC surcharge, and a cost of living surcharge, and a help-feed-the-dishwasher's-cat surcharge, and also tip everyone you've seen in the restaurant wearing a name tag."
This is why I only eat at Arby's
 
Me and my roommate singlehandedly changed $1 bottle night at one bar we went to after graduation. The usual crowd was buying Bud/Miller/Coors, we were drinking Sierra Nevada and Bass Ale, plus whatever else was like $8 a sixer. Cheaper to go to the bar than it was to get a sixer from the store. I think it took them about 3 months before they realized that they were losing money on us. They started charging more for the stuff we were ordering, it was still reasonable, probably $2 a beer.
Old Chicago used to have similar during their happy hour

you could get @32 ounce of Delirium Tremens which is 8.5% for like 4 bucks during HH

 
Old Chicago used to have similar during their happy hour

you could get @32 ounce of Delirium Tremens which is 8.5% for like 4 bucks during HH



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This is why I only eat at Arby's
They just put a new Arby's in around the corner from my office. I've considered trying it for nostalgic reasons, but figure that much like the other fast food joints I've retried, I'll regret it, so I haven't been there.

They even sent me coupons for free sandwiches and it didn't work. They almost expired until I hung them in the office bathroom and someone snatched them up.
 
@SlinkyRedfoot

I've actually never eaten at Arby's.

The Boston Marathon was the first time I had Chick Fila as well (one and only time - so far)
 
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In a high percentage of restaurants I've been to recently, one person takes your order, a different person brings you your food, yet another person checks on you periodically (or you have to flag someone else down if you need something) and you end up paying your bill using a device at your table or at a lobby register. Servers do way less now with virtually no customer service emphasis but expected gratuity has skyrocketed.

fuckthat-fuckallthat.gif


My current process is... I'll tip my waitress/waiter ~20% if they take my order, bring me my food, check on me periodically, offer refills & deserts and handle my payment - you know, full-service waiting. That's my baseline. I might add a percentage if the server offers some kind benefit to my party (such as free ice cream to my daughter because it's her birthday). I knock percentages off the tip for anything short of full-service waiting from the one person who is supposed to be serving me. If I'm eating at Red Robin, my tips are always low because the server who is supposed to be serving me does next to nothing for me. I walked out of the Oshkosh IHOP earlier this year providing a $0.00 tip because they absolutely earned it, but normally if they at least perform their duties adequately the lowest I go is between 5-10% - unless there's automatic gratuity, then I factor that into my percentage.
At most restaurants, waitstaff also have to payout a percentage of their "tips" to bartenders, bussers and food runners. :nod:

I bartended while in college (mostly at the bigger Mexican chain restaurants) and bartenders had to payout a percentage of tips to the bar-backs and food runners. That's still the case at most places these days too.

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At most restaurants, waitstaff also have to payout a percentage of their "tips" to bartenders, bussers and food runners. :nod:

I bartended while in college (mostly at the bigger Mexican chain restaurants) and bartenders had to payout a percentage of tips to the bar-backs and food runners. That's still the case at most places these days too.

:pop2: :martini:
Yeah, that's standard and I did that back when I was a bartender too. They helped me be a better bartender, so I didn't mind, but if the barbacks weren't pulling their weight, the only tip they'd get from me was my dick's right in their ass.
 
At most restaurants, waitstaff also have to payout a percentage of their "tips" to bartenders, bussers and food runners. :nod:

I bartended while in college (mostly at the bigger Mexican chain restaurants) and bartenders had to payout a percentage of tips to the bar-backs and food runners. That's still the case at most places these days too.

:pop2: :martini:
When I was 16, I washed dishes at a local bar & grill. That job is the worst job in the whole place, it has the lowest pay and gets no cut of tips. Therefore, my sympathy for those who do get a cut of tips has pretty much always been non-existent.

From a patron's perspective, I'm tipping whoever serves me. Therefore, if the busser gets a cut and wants a nice tip, that server better be damn good at their job.
 
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