Larry Bird

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

Yeah, he's an above-average little jumpshooter.

sorry if that bores you, but he's the greatest 3-point shooter the game has ever seen.

 

[dhoey]

Roundball has always been and always will be dumb, but every modern NBA player would school some goofy looking white guy like Bird

Yeah.... I think a lot of players thought that too.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Yeah.... I think a lot of players thought that too.

Game moves too fast for him these days

 

[HammerDown]

sorry if that bores you, but he's the greatest 3-point shooter the game has ever seen.

Agreed.

 

[Nosferatu]

Imagine LeChina playing in the late 80's into the 90's he would get hurt every time he touched the ball.

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

Agreed.

a lotta yawning out of you; time for that afternoon nap?

 

[HammerDown]

Imagine LeChina playing in the late 80's into the 90's he would get hurt every time he touched the ball.

You mean 'Bronbron never had to play against Rick Mahorn?

 

[Center Ice]

no lebron? hey, i dislike him too, but to leave him off this list is ridiculous, imo

He really needs to man up....

 

[HammerDown]

Imagine 'Bronbron charging the lane (absurd, right?) and wading around down there amongst the trees. I wonder how Rick Mahorn (6' 11") freakin Laimbeer (6' 11") and James fucking Edwards (7' 2") would have liked that?

He might have tried it once. Not twice.

 

[HammerDown]

"Come here, boy."

 

[beardown07]

Roundball has always been and always will be dumb, but every modern NBA player would school some goofy looking white guy like Bird

There isn't player in today's game that would last one quarter in the 80's or 90's. Today's bitches are 10-ply. Bird would have these retards crying by halftime.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

There isn't player in today's game that would last one quarter in the 80's or 90's. Today's bitches are 10-ply. Bird would have these retards crying by halftime.

He wouldn’t see the floor in today’s game. Too goofy and slow

 

[beardown07]

He wouldn’t see the floor in today’s game. Too goofy and slow

Today's game is gay af.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Today's game is gay af.

Agreed. It was gay back then too

 

[RP-29]

He wouldn’t see the floor in today’s game. Too goofy and slow

Fool, I've been to an NBA game this year. I watched one of the top superstars of today's league - Giannis - never hustle all game and still win. Today's NBA players are not fast and none of them work hard. Bird would pull Giannis's pants down and butt fuck him in front of his teammates while knocking down a shot left handed.

 

[beardown07]

Agreed. It was gay back then too

No, I mean like tickle-fight gay.

 

[Bender]

Yes, the guy who has played more minutes than anyone in the history of the NBA is clearly soft.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Fool, I've been to an NBA game this year. I watched one of the top superstars of today's league - Giannis - never hustle all game and still win. Today's NBA players are not fast and none of them work hard. Bird would pull Giannis's pants down and butt fuck him in front of his teammates while knocking down a shot left handed.

You went to an NBA game?

What, was Chippendale’s closed?

 

[Gatorchip]

LeBron fans ruin everything

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

No, I mean like tickle-fight gay.

It was sucking a dick and licking a guy’s ass gay back then.