Lazy lazy Friday morning thread

RobBase Drinks 60 Eggs A Week said:
Guys it 2021 you can literally shit in the street now and nobody cares.
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I made it to the door between the house and the garage. Ended up shitting in the laundry room. More specifically, I shit my pants and was able to step into the laundry room instead of getting anything on the hardwood. My wife was appreciative, but still cared. Not my finest moment.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I made it to the door between the house and the garage. Ended up shitting in the laundry room. More specifically, I shit my pants and was able to step into the laundry room instead of getting anything on the hardwood. My wife was appreciative, but still cared. Not my finest moment.
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In college I made the wrong decision to begin a Slim Fast diet. Waiting in line to get into a bar another guy started a fight w me. Before it could get started two cops jumped out of the bar each one grabbed me by an arm. I shit myself on the spot. The other guy got arrested (he started it) but they let me go.

Pretty sure it’s because they realized I had shit myself and prob didn’t want my shitty ass in their squad car. Worst part is as all this is going down EVERYBODY in line was like “oh man who shit their pants!!??!” So I’m standing there looking around like “Ya! Who the hell shit their pants!!?” too.

Luckily the cops kept their mouths shut and I snuck away before anyone in line figured me out.
 
RobBase Drinks 60 Eggs A Week said:
In college I made the wrong decision to begin a Slim Fast diet. Waiting in line to get into a bar another guy started a fight w me. Before it could get started two cops jumped out of the bar each one grabbed me by an arm. I shit myself on the spot. The other guy got arrested (he started it) but they let me go.

Pretty sure it’s because they realized I had shit myself and prob didn’t want my shitty ass in their squad car. Worst part is as all this is going down EVERYBODY in line was like “oh man who shit their pants!!??!” So I’m standing there looking around like “Ya! Who the hell shit their pants!!?” too.

Luckily the cops kept their mouths shut and I snuck away before anyone in line figured me out.
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Good stuff man.

I shit myself a couple times, but never in public. Got myself a new asshole now, so don’t have to worry about it anymore. At least for a while.
 
Gatorchip said:
Good stuff man.

I shit myself a couple times, but never in public. Got myself a new asshole now, so don’t have to worry about it anymore. At least for a while.
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Gatorchip said:
Good stuff man.

I shit myself a couple times, but never in public. Got myself a new asshole now, so don’t have to worry about it anymore. At least for a while.
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Is that like an organ donor situation?
 
basement bias said:
2 hr delay from original surgery time. Just went back and now the hard part of waiting for an hour to hour and a half.
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What are you getting done?
 
Just booked a tattoo appointment for 8pm tonight. Getting my knuckles touched up/redone after 12 long years.
 
basement bias said:
My daughter is having some procedures done on her nose and adenoids. In the worst part as a parent, the waiting room.
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Good luck. I have a deviated septum and need to get surgery one day. Never had my tonsils out though.
 
Luckily not as hot today. Got the tire pressure sensor range extender off the fifth wheel and took some pics. Posted a few ads.
Got to go back out and take the tire sensors off, have to lay on the ground under the slides in the grass to do that.

Sucks.
 
So the Cards got JA Happ and maybe Jon Lester.

Trying to set a record as the oldest team in the majors.

What's Bartolo doing?
 
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