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Stay in your lane. That's my character.Had to poop halfway home from bike ride. Barely made it
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Stay in your lane. That's my character.Had to poop halfway home from bike ride. Barely made it
Had to poop halfway home from bike ride. Barely made it
I had that happen on a run about a year ago. Almost made it…
I made it to the door between the house and the garage. Ended up shitting in the laundry room. More specifically, I shit my pants and was able to step into the laundry room instead of getting anything on the hardwood. My wife was appreciative, but still cared. Not my finest moment.Guys it 2021 you can literally shit in the street now and nobody cares.
I made it to the door between the house and the garage. Ended up shitting in the laundry room. More specifically, I shit my pants and was able to step into the laundry room instead of getting anything on the hardwood. My wife was appreciative, but still cared. Not my finest moment.
Gay volleyball is an event in the woke olympics?I actually get France vs. Russia in gay mens volleyball
Good stuff man.In college I made the wrong decision to begin a Slim Fast diet. Waiting in line to get into a bar another guy started a fight w me. Before it could get started two cops jumped out of the bar each one grabbed me by an arm. I shit myself on the spot. The other guy got arrested (he started it) but they let me go.
Pretty sure it’s because they realized I had shit myself and prob didn’t want my shitty ass in their squad car. Worst part is as all this is going down EVERYBODY in line was like “oh man who shit their pants!!??!” So I’m standing there looking around like “Ya! Who the hell shit their pants!!?” too.
Luckily the cops kept their mouths shut and I snuck away before anyone in line figured me out.
Just bought one for the kid!If you’ve got the space to store it, I highly recommend it. We use ours often.
FancyGood stuff man.
I shit myself a couple times, but never in public. Got myself a new asshole now, so don’t have to worry about it anymore. At least for a while.
Is that like an organ donor situation?Good stuff man.
I shit myself a couple times, but never in public. Got myself a new asshole now, so don’t have to worry about it anymore. At least for a while.
2 hr delay from original surgery time. Just went back and now the hard part of waiting for an hour to hour and a half.
My daughter is having some procedures done on her nose and adenoids. In the worst part as a parent, the waiting room.What are you getting done?
"F U C K"?What are you getting done?
My daughter is having some procedures done on her nose and adenoids. In the worst part as a parent, the waiting room.
Three tornadoes confirmed by NWS so far.