Poll Least Funny Comedians

[ill]

i think this list begs the question: which comedian(s) does @HammerDown actually find to be funny?

this should be great. . .

I'd bet the guys from Blue Collar Comedy Tour

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

i think this list begs the question: which comedian(s) does @HammerDown actually find to be funny?

this should be great. . .

 

[ill]

No thread is complete without ill wandering in playing the superior, confused, obtuse asshole.

you do make a lot on non-sensical threads, don't ya?

don't get so defensive when you post a terrible poll like this.

 

[HammerDown]

i think this list begs the question: which comedian(s) does @HammerDown actually find to be funny?

this should be great. . .

Ones with talent and no safety net. In other words, not Steve Martin types.

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

pete davidson has to be high up on the list, for sure. i've never seen/heard him do/say anything even remotely humorous

 

[HammerDown]

you do make a lot on non-sensical threads, don't ya?

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

Ones with talent and no safety net. In other words, not Steve Martin types.

go ahead, list them.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

A vote for Sarah Silverman is a vote against nice tits. I just can't endorse that.

 

[HammerDown]

pete davidson has to be high up on the list, for sure. i've never seen/heard him do/say anything even remotely humorous

Agreed but he's from 20 years ago according to ill so, for some reason, we can't talk about him.

 

[HammerDown]

A vote for Sarah Silverman is a vote against nice tits. I just can't endorse that.

Nice? NICE you say? They are FLAW-LESS!!!

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

Nice? NICE you say? They are FLAW-LESS!!!

yeah but i'm pretty sure she she has pubes down to her kneecaps, so she gets a demerit

 

[Rex Racer]

He's literally one of the least funny people who ever claimed to be funny.

Nah, he's a funny guy.

I could have picked about 15 of the knuckleheads you listed and I've never heard of 4 or 5 others. Furthermore, I would hardly consider Colbert, Noah, Ellen or Whoopie comedians or comediennes.

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

go ahead, list them.

 

[ill]

Ones with talent and no safety net. In other words, not Steve Martin types.

not that I would vote for them, but why no Dave Chapelle or Eddie Murphy on the list?

Louis CK?

John Mulaney?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Nah, he's a funny guy.

I could have picked about 15 of the knuckleheads you listed and I've never heard of 4 or 5 others. Furthermore, I would hardly consider Colbert, Noah, Ellen or Whoopie comedians or comediennes.

Colbert was fine before Trump broke him. He's pretty insufferably woke now.

 

[RP-29]

Early returns show the least funny are annoying lesbians........

Is someone willing to confirm Trevor Noah's gender?

 

[ill]

Agreed but he's from 20 years ago according to ill so, for some reason, we can't talk about him.

you made the list, bud.

you barely have any current comedians on it.

it's like you have been watching SNL episodes from 1995

 

[Rex Racer]

No thread is complete without ill wandering in playing the superior, confused, obtuse asshole.

In his defense I wouldn't have voted for him if he was on your list. I know he's not trying to be funny, but he usually is in a pathetic kinda way.

 

[HammerDown]

not that I would vote for them, but why no Dave Chapelle or Eddie Murphy on the list?

Louis CK?

John Mulaney?

Eddie Murphy (coked up) has more funny that every "comedian" listed in this thread combined.

 

[Rex Racer]

A vote for Sarah Silverman is a vote against nice tits. I just can't endorse that.

I cut her some slack because she's a local and she has a smokin bod, but she is without question an annoying cunt.