Les Miles to Michigan

Wouldn’t this man look great in maize and blue

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Dat Sissy Blue? Yah muss be outa yo mind!

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Would Fickle leave Cincy this late?
He would be an idiot not to but being tOSU grad might be a deal breaker for M. There’s a chance Day takes a NFL job and tOSU opens.
 
still surprised that Gattis won the Broyles award tbh
 
He would be an idiot not to but being tOSU grad might be a deal breaker for M. There’s a chance Day takes a NFL job and tOSU opens.
I don't think Day is going anywhere. He may use it to leverage a bigger contract out of OSU, but he isn't leaving for the NFL.
 
I don't think Day is going anywhere. He may use it to leverage a bigger contract out of OSU, but he isn't leaving for the NFL.
If I was a college coach and a good NFL opportunity came up with a good management group the I’d jump. Having to recruit and now deal with the transfer portal plus NIL. Screw it and just go to the legit pros where if you make the playoffs most are happy.
 
still surprised that Gattis won the Broyles award tbh
He worked some serious magic with our offense. We don't have any WR that will be in the NFL, other than maybe the true freshman Andrel Anthony.

There isn't anyone in the state of Michigan who thought UM would be where they were this year on either side of the ball, but especially on offense and especially when our top WR was lost for the year in the 1st game of the season.

The fact we put up 450 yards per game with it being split evenly between passing and rushing was miracle work by him. I think that is why he won the award, as no many people saw this coming.
 
If I was a college coach and a good NFL opportunity came up with a good management group the I’d jump. Having to recruit and now deal with the transfer portal plus NIL. Screw it and just go to the legit pros where if you make the playoffs most are happy.
Huge difference between NFL and College is -- you lose all your built in advantages and it can blow up in the face of many college coaches.

At OSU -- he will have, by far, the most talented team in the B1G every year. Even if he were terrible as a coach -- he will still win 10+ games a year at OSU simply because they have so much talent.

If you go to the NFL -- those advantages are gone and you have to actually be a coach or you end up getting bounced back to the college game, like Chip Kelly, like Nick Saban, like Urban Meyer, etc. Then you have to wait for one of those prime jobs, like OSU opens up again.
 
Huge difference between NFL and College is -- you lose all your built in advantages and it can blow up in the face of many college coaches.

At OSU -- he will have, by far, the most talented team in the B1G every year. Even if he were terrible as a coach -- he will still win 10+ games a year at OSU simply because they have so much talent.

If you go to the NFL -- those advantages are gone and you have to actually be a coach or you end up getting bounced back to the college game, like Chip Kelly, like Nick Saban, like Urban Meyer, etc. Then you have to wait for one of those prime jobs, like OSU opens up again.
That's assuming you are at a place in college that has those "built in advantages". Only a small number of schools have them. tOSU types do. Indiana types do not.
 
Not really, but let's discuss potential replacements for Jimmy Jams.

Would Fickle leave Cincy this late?

He would be an idiot not to but being tOSU grad might be a deal breaker for M. There’s a chance Day takes a NFL job and tOSU opens.

Bo Schembechler was an 'Ohio' guy for 40 years before he went to Michigan.
 
Matt Campbell is the perfect fit imho. This might be what he has been waiting for.
 
Wouldn’t this man look great in maize and blue

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I wonder how long it would take for coach O to get up to speed on:

- Coneys
- Faygo
- Almond Boneless Chicken
- Better Maid
- Buddy's & Loui's
- Sanders
- Hummus & Falafel & Dearborn
- Gyros, Sagnaki & Greektown
- Bell's
- Canada being directly SOUTH of Detroit
- Cherries & Blueberries
- putting a letter 'S' on the end of words such as Krogers and Meijers
- saying 'pop'
- Frankenmuth
- properly pronouncing Gratiot and Lahser
- realizing Ojibwa & Chippewa are pronounced the same, and are simply varied spellings referring to the same people
- C.C. & Vernors being the gold standard mixed drink/cocktail for anybody over age 55
- Tony the Tiger and Kellogg's
- Madonna, James Earl Jones, Bob Seger, Ted Nugent, Diana Ross, Eminem, White Stripes, Stevie Wonder, Kid Rock, etc.
- Joe Louis, Bubba Smith, Al Kaline, Kirk Gibson, Sparky Anderson, Mickey Lolich, Barry Sanders, Gordie Howe, Billy Sims, Night Train Lane, Lem Barney, Megatron, Bobby Lane, Steve Yzerman & The Russian Five, Isiah Thomas, Bill Laimbeer, Dick Vitale, Thomas Hearns, Sugar Ray Robinson, Floyd Mayweather, Emanuel Steward & Kronk Gym, Fielding Yost & Fritz Crisler, Magic Johnson, Ernie Harwell, etc.
- George Armstrong Custer and his Michigan 7th Cavalry & Monroe, MI
- Sleeping Bear Dunes, Tahquamenon Falls, the Mackinac Bridge
- Ford, GM, Chrysler
- K-Mart & Kresge
- Larry Page & Google
- Dan Gilbert & Rocket
- Mike Ilitch & Little Caesar's
- Dominos & Ann Arbor
- Lakes Superior, Huron, Michigan, Erie, St Clair
- Boblo!!!
- Toledo along with it's Mud Hen's and zoo is a satellite of Detroit
- Lazy Boy & Whirlpool
- Belle Isle
- Kalamazoo, Grand Rapids, Muskegan, Flint, Saginaw, Traverse City, Mt Pleasant, Ypsilanti, Pontiac, Alpena, Port Huron, Mackinaw City, The Soo Locks & Sault St Marie, Marquette, The Keweenaw, Porcupine Mountains, Pictured Rocks & Munising
- Grosse Pointes, Bloomfield Hills, Birmingham, West Bloomfield
- Royal Oak and Ferndale
- Grosse Ile and Downriver
- Farmington and Novi
- Plymouth, Canton and Northville
- Southfield, Livonia, Troy, Warren, Sterling Heights, Rochester
- Macomb, Oakland and Wayne
- Pine Knob
- Stony Creek, Kensington and MetroParks
- and of course... learning pretty quickly that with the exceptions of Toledo and Cedar Point... Ohio sucks!
- etc, etc, etc.


Whew!
 
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I wonder how long it would take for coach O to get up to speed on:

- Coneys
- Faygo
- Almond Boneless Chicken
- Better Maid
- Buddy's & Loui's
- Sanders
- Hummus & Falafel & Dearborn
- Gyros, Sagnaki & Greektown
- Bell's
- Canada being directly SOUTH of Detroit
- Cherries & Blueberries
- putting a letter 'S' on the end of words such as Krogers and Meijers
- saying 'pop'
- Frankenmuth
- properly pronouncing Gratiot and Lahser
- realizing Ojibwa & Chippewa are pronounced the same, and are simply varied spellings referring to the same people
- C.C. & Vernors being the gold standard mixed drink/cocktail for anybody over age 55
- Tony the Tiger and Kellogg's
- Madonna, James Earl Jones, Bob Seger, Ted Nugent, Diana Ross, Eminem, White Stripes, Stevie Wonder, Kid Rock, etc.
- Joe Louis, Bubba Smith, Al Kaline, Kirk Gibson, Sparky Anderson, Mickey Lolich, Barry Sanders, Gordie Howe, Billy Sims, Night Train Lane, Lem Barney, Megatron, Bobby Lane, Steve Yzerman & The Russian Five, Isiah Thomas, Bill Laimbeer, Dick Vitale, Thomas Hearns, Sugar Ray Robinson, Floyd Mayweather, Emanuel Steward & Kronk Gym, Fielding Yost & Fritz Crisler, Magic Johnson, Ernie Harwell, etc.
- Sleeping Bear Dunes, Tahquamenon Falls, the Mackinac Bridge
- Ford, GM, Chrysler
- K-Mart & Kresge
- Larry Page & Google
- Dan Gilbert & Rocket
- Mike Ilitch & Little Caesar's
- Dominos & Ann Arbor
- Lakes Superior, Huron, Michigan, Erie, St Clair
- Boblo!!!
- Toledo along with it's Mud Hen's and zoo is a satellite of Detroit
- Lazy Boy & Whirlpool
- Belle Isle
- Kalamazoo, Grand Rapids, Muskegan, Flint, Saginaw, Traverse City, Mt Pleasant, Ypsilanti, Pontiac, Alpena, Port Huron, Mackinaw City, The Soo Locks & Sault St Marie, Marquette, The Keweenaw, Porcupine Mountains, Pictured Rocks & Munising
- Grosse Pointes, Bloomfield Hills, Birmingham, West Bloomfield
- Royal Oak and Ferndale
- Grosse Isle and Downriver
- Farmington and Novi
- Plymouth, Canton and Northville
- Southfield, Livonia, Troy, Warren, Sterling Heights, Rochester
- Macomb, Oakland and Wayne
- Pine Knob
- Stony Creek, Kensington and MetroParks
- learning pretty quickly that Ohio sucks
- etc, etc, etc.


Whew!
Saddest sack a'shit list I've ever seen compiled
 
I wonder how long it would take for coach O to get up to speed on:

- Coneys
- Faygo
- Almond Boneless Chicken
- Better Maid
- Buddy's & Loui's
- Sanders
- Hummus & Falafel & Dearborn
- Gyros, Sagnaki & Greektown
- Bell's
- Canada being directly SOUTH of Detroit
- Cherries & Blueberries
- putting a letter 'S' on the end of words such as Krogers and Meijers
- saying 'pop'
- Frankenmuth
- properly pronouncing Gratiot and Lahser
- realizing Ojibwa & Chippewa are pronounced the same, and are simply varied spellings referring to the same people
- C.C. & Vernors being the gold standard mixed drink/cocktail for anybody over age 55
- Tony the Tiger and Kellogg's
- Madonna, James Earl Jones, Bob Seger, Ted Nugent, Diana Ross, Eminem, White Stripes, Stevie Wonder, Kid Rock, etc.
- Joe Louis, Bubba Smith, Al Kaline, Kirk Gibson, Sparky Anderson, Mickey Lolich, Barry Sanders, Gordie Howe, Billy Sims, Night Train Lane, Lem Barney, Megatron, Bobby Lane, Steve Yzerman & The Russian Five, Isiah Thomas, Bill Laimbeer, Dick Vitale, Thomas Hearns, Sugar Ray Robinson, Floyd Mayweather, Emanuel Steward & Kronk Gym, Fielding Yost & Fritz Crisler, Magic Johnson, Ernie Harwell, etc.
- George Armstrong Custer and his Michigan 7th Cavalry & Monroe, MI
- Sleeping Bear Dunes, Tahquamenon Falls, the Mackinac Bridge
- Ford, GM, Chrysler
- K-Mart & Kresge
- Larry Page & Google
- Dan Gilbert & Rocket
- Mike Ilitch & Little Caesar's
- Dominos & Ann Arbor
- Lakes Superior, Huron, Michigan, Erie, St Clair
- Boblo!!!
- Toledo along with it's Mud Hen's and zoo is a satellite of Detroit
- Lazy Boy & Whirlpool
- Belle Isle
- Kalamazoo, Grand Rapids, Muskegan, Flint, Saginaw, Traverse City, Mt Pleasant, Ypsilanti, Pontiac, Alpena, Port Huron, Mackinaw City, The Soo Locks & Sault St Marie, Marquette, The Keweenaw, Porcupine Mountains, Pictured Rocks & Munising
- Grosse Pointes, Bloomfield Hills, Birmingham, West Bloomfield
- Royal Oak and Ferndale
- Grosse Ile and Downriver
- Farmington and Novi
- Plymouth, Canton and Northville
- Southfield, Livonia, Troy, Warren, Sterling Heights, Rochester
- Macomb, Oakland and Wayne
- Pine Knob
- Stony Creek, Kensington and MetroParks
- and of course... learning pretty quickly that with the exceptions of Toledo and Cedar Point... Ohio sucks!
- etc, etc, etc.


Whew!

"trunk full of faygo car full of fat chicks"- hes on board
 
Apple Jacks and Froot Loops ain't 'shit', bruh.
Actually..*looks left, then right*...yeah, yeah they are, squeaky. Apple smacks is trash, fruit loops is overrated
 
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