Les Miles to Michigan

ojb81 said:
Saddest sack a'shit list I've ever seen compiled
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Did someone say sack of shit?

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MAIZEandBLUE09 said:
Did someone say sack of shit?

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Yes, I did, no surprise to see you come running, try not to trip over yourself.

That doesnt even look like real Cincinnati chili. Not nearly enough cheese, and it looks like spaghetti sauce, what a fraud. Way to fraud up this thread, you loser
 
Innermind said:
I wonder how long it would take for coach O to get up to speed on:

- Coneys
- Faygo
- Almond Boneless Chicken
- Better Maid
- Buddy's & Loui's
- Sanders
- Hummus & Falafel & Dearborn
- Gyros, Sagnaki & Greektown
- Bell's
- Canada being directly SOUTH of Detroit
- Cherries & Blueberries
- putting a letter 'S' on the end of words such as Krogers and Meijers
- saying 'pop'
- Frankenmuth
- properly pronouncing Gratiot and Lahser
- realizing Ojibwa & Chippewa are pronounced the same, and are simply varied spellings referring to the same people
- C.C. & Vernors being the gold standard mixed drink/cocktail for anybody over age 55
- Tony the Tiger and Kellogg's
- Madonna, James Earl Jones, Bob Seger, Ted Nugent, Diana Ross, Eminem, White Stripes, Stevie Wonder, Kid Rock, etc.
- Joe Louis, Bubba Smith, Al Kaline, Kirk Gibson, Sparky Anderson, Mickey Lolich, Barry Sanders, Gordie Howe, Billy Sims, Night Train Lane, Lem Barney, Megatron, Bobby Lane, Steve Yzerman & The Russian Five, Isiah Thomas, Bill Laimbeer, Dick Vitale, Thomas Hearns, Sugar Ray Robinson, Floyd Mayweather, Emanuel Steward & Kronk Gym, Fielding Yost & Fritz Crisler, Magic Johnson, Ernie Harwell, etc.
- George Armstrong Custer and his Michigan 7th Cavalry & Monroe, MI
- Sleeping Bear Dunes, Tahquamenon Falls, the Mackinac Bridge
- Ford, GM, Chrysler
- K-Mart & Kresge
- Larry Page & Google
- Dan Gilbert & Rocket
- Mike Ilitch & Little Caesar's
- Dominos & Ann Arbor
- Lakes Superior, Huron, Michigan, Erie, St Clair
- Boblo!!!
- Toledo along with it's Mud Hen's and zoo is a satellite of Detroit
- Lazy Boy & Whirlpool
- Belle Isle
- Kalamazoo, Grand Rapids, Muskegan, Flint, Saginaw, Traverse City, Mt Pleasant, Ypsilanti, Pontiac, Alpena, Port Huron, Mackinaw City, The Soo Locks & Sault St Marie, Marquette, The Keweenaw, Porcupine Mountains, Pictured Rocks & Munising
- Grosse Pointes, Bloomfield Hills, Birmingham, West Bloomfield
- Royal Oak and Ferndale
- Grosse Ile and Downriver
- Farmington and Novi
- Plymouth, Canton and Northville
- Southfield, Livonia, Troy, Warren, Sterling Heights, Rochester
- Macomb, Oakland and Wayne
- Pine Knob
- Stony Creek, Kensington and MetroParks
- and of course... learning pretty quickly that with the exceptions of Toledo and Cedar Point... Ohio sucks!
- etc, etc, etc.


Whew!
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So does he try and fake a Midwest accent?
 
ojb81 said:
Yes, I did, no surprise to see you come running, try not to trip over yourself.

That doesnt even look like real Cincinnati chili. Not nearly enough cheese, and it looks like spaghetti sauce, what a fraud. Way to fraud up this thread, you loser
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The most Ohio thing you could say is that the only problem with that picture is the amount of cheese.
 
ojb81 said:
Yes, I did, no surprise to see you come running, try not to trip over yourself.

That doesnt even look like real Cincinnati chili. Not nearly enough cheese, and it looks like spaghetti sauce, what a fraud. Way to fraud up this thread, you loser
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Allspice and cinnamon have no place in chili.

Please re-term your entry as Cincinnati meat-like paste.

Thanks.

Chili Mgmt.
 
occupant said:
Allspice and cinnamon have no place in chili.

Please re-term your entry as Cincinnati meat-like paste.

Thanks.

Chili Mgmt.
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kindly go fist yourself with your mother's balled-up foot, you rancid slab of rat shit.
 
ojb81 said:
kindly go fist yourself with your mother's balled-up foot, you rancid slab of rat shit.
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Either of those terms would be acceptable as a descriptor of the vomit yall call "chili".
 
occupant said:
Allspice and cinnamon have no place in chili.

Please re-term your entry as Cincinnati meat-like paste.

Thanks.

Chili Mgmt.
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He ain’t wrong.
 
occupant said:
Either of those terms would be acceptable as a descriptor of the vomit yall call "chili".
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no they wouldn't. our chili is good. your mother's balled-up foot is a disgrace.
 
ojb81 said:
no they wouldn't. our chili is good. your mother's balled-up foot is a disgrace.
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yall can't make proper spaghetti or proper chili.

not sure how most of you are so fat?

is it glandular? probably from too much Allspice consumption.
 
occupant said:
yall can't make proper spaghetti or proper chili.

not sure how most of you are so fat?

is it glandular? probably from too much Allspice consumption.
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we're too fat?? bahahaha :rofl:

an oklahoman, calling ohioans fat. adorable!

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ojb81 said:
we're too fat?? bahahaha :rofl:

an oklahoman, calling ohioans fat. adorable!

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Ya'll are both equally fat fucks.

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But I think Cincinnati chili looks delicious.
 
Come on Ohioans. Make some real chili and put it over some Fritos instead of pasta.

Give it a try. You'll love it.

Wait a damn minute. I thought this thread was about Les Miles to Michigan. How the hell did it run off the rails to a chiie discussion.
 
Deep Creek said:
Come on Ohioans. Make some real chili and put it over some Fritos instead of pasta.

Give it a try. You'll love it.

Wait a damn minute. I thought this thread was about Les Miles to Michigan. How the hell did it run off the rails to a chiie discussion.
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Your spelling of chili is offensive

almost as offensive as Cincinnati chili
 
Chile is a beautiful country
 
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