Let's take a moment and LOL at the Texans

How do we always end up with these physically deformed looking quarterbacks?

Matt Schaub had a forehead that made Peyton Manning jealous.

And Davis Mills looks like he swallowed a bottle of Viagra and they got stuck in his throat and, instead of his penis, he ended up with a hard-on of the neck!

W! T! F!


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Texans? Never Heard of Them said:
How do we always end up with these physically deformed looking quarterbacks?

Matt Schaub had a forehead that made Peyton Manning jealous.

And Davis Mills looks like he swallowed a bottle of Viagra and they got stuck in his throat and, instead of his penis, he ended up with a hard-on of the neck!

W! T! F!


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How about the coaches??

These cocksuckers could star in the Bad News Bears reunion movie... Everyone one of them that we've had..
 
Htownrebs said:
How about the coaches??

These cocksuckers could star in the Bad News Bears reunion movie... Everyone one of them that we've had..
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Are we even surprised Alabama and Bill O'Buttchin lost to the Aggies?
 
Texans? Never Heard of Them said:
I put 8800 vcash on the Pats to cover the 8.
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I hope Bill takes a shit on our logo at the end of the game and calls Cal a fat sack of shit and tells Nick he’s a pussy. I hope the organization we want to be organizational anal rapes us. Texans are a pathetic organization that wanted to emulate a bunch of carpetbagging Yankees. Fuck them.
 
22 - 22 with two minutes left in the game.

Belichick vs The Plug

You know how this is going to end.. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 
Htownrebs said:
22 - 22 with two minutes left in the game.

Belichick vs The Plug

You know how this is going to end.. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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You already know the answer to that. How the fuck do you go for a 50+ yard field goal when your kicker already missed two extra points.
 
15 seconds in the game... no time outs. Down by 3 pts.. Ball on your own 25 yr line...

Qb drops back and don't like what he sees... decides to chuck it out of bounds..

6 seconds left throws an 8 yard curl... can't even get a decent lateral off... game over..

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Carson wentz going to fumble stumbled and still beat the dog shit out of the Texans.
 
phantomfoul88 said:
I would but my team has yet to win a game
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Fuck you, come play us bitch. It’s our first pick of the draft. You don’t deserve it. Motor City Dan Campbell will smoke check the Texans.
 
And it's about to really get funny.

Next up on the schedule?

The last undefeated team in the league. DeAndre Hopkins, JJ Watt and the Arizona Cardinals.

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