LOL @ Florida

[Kburjr]

All that sex and drugs and a very low crime rate. And you see a problem?

 

[White Knight]

@TOP GUN has a Level 10 chub right now.

 

[ill]

Old Biddies for Trump

 

[Fish]

"There are certain secret indications or markers signaling one's availability for sex. A report by Buzzfeed states that wearing red buttons or gold shoes, sticking a loofah on a golf cart antenna, or sticking one's shirt tag out are invitations for swinging."


lol

I've heard a pink flamingo rumor.

 

[CorpRebel]

 

[Handicappers]

nasty ass motherfuckers

The Villages: Swinging parties, orgies and Viagra market all part of the allure of 'Disneyland for retirees', shows docu

The Florida community houses over 130,000 residents who live 'the American dream' amid the faux landscapes, manicured lawns, and picturesque homes

meaww.com

I don't know what's more gross, that photo, or the fact that GayFish admitted to naming his dildo the "pink flamingo". barf

 

[ill]

also, we don't kink shame here at tNation.

if these old bats want to get it on with multiple dudes at once, let them.

who are we to tell them they can't get off how they want?

 

[Fish]

I don't know what's more gross, that photo, or the fact that GayFish admitted to naming his dildo the "pink flamingo". barf

You are a dildo.

Naw, you're probably more like a pocket pussy.

 

[Handicappers]

You are a dildo.

Naw, you're probably more like a pocket pussy.

I'd box your box right off your pelvis, old man. Tell us more about your "pink flamingo". Bwwwhahahahahaha, what a weirdo.

 

[Handicappers]

also, we don't kink shame here at tNation.

if these old bats want to get it on with multiple dudes at once, let them.

who are we to tell them they can't get off how they want?

they spread STD's at a faster rate than any other demographic. Gross.

 

[ill]

"There are certain secret indications or markers signaling one's availability for sex. A report by Buzzfeed states that wearing red buttons or gold shoes, sticking a loofah on a golf cart antenna, or sticking one's shirt tag out are invitations for swinging."


lol

so this is like the tails people wear at Renaissance Festivals?

 

[Fish]

I'd box your box right off your pelvis, old man. Tell us more about your "pink flamingo". Bwwwhahahahahaha, what a weirdo.

You talk too much to be a fightin man.

I have no pink flamingoes.

Couple across the road at the resort have one in their front yard, I don't socialize with them.

 

[ill]

they spread STD's at a faster rate than any other demographic. Gross.

who cares? as long as they are keeping it contained in The Villages.

 

[Me]

they spread STD's at a faster rate than any other demographic. Gross.

Almost dead anyway. Might as well go out an infested lump of skin

 

[Handicappers]

I'm going to be sick. infested lumps of skin? Fish's obsession with Pink Flamingo dildo sex with neighbors. Barf

 

[ill]

Almost dead anyway. Might as well go out an infested lump of skin

as long as the mortician can cover the herp sores on their lips, it's all good

 

[Handicappers]

 

[ill]

you don't like thinking about your grandmom giving some old dude a beej in his golf cart?

 

[Handicappers]

you don't like thinking about your grandmom giving some old dude a beej in his golf cart?

not anymore.

 

[occupant]

Juice gonna bomb that area with flyers now...