Married Monday

My in-laws were talking about taking everyone to Disney. Hard pass. Just give us the cash equivalent & we'd be good lol.
Used to be a thing for grandparents to do.

Disney fucked that up. My old man wouldn't piss on the mouse if he was on fire.
 
Forgot. Congrats.

Done it twice. 1st 3 years. The 2nd 44 and counting...

"And now I'm waiting for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive..."
Just hit 30. Second one.
 
I don't repel women. Those who can't appreciate my depth and sophistication feel uncomfortable and leave.

I do not now and have never dated fatties.
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