Matt Olson inside the park homer

[williewilliejuan]

While there's no doubt that "From Dusk Til Dawn" Salma Hayek is about as hot as any woman on the planet can possibly get and 100% of humanity would agree that version of Salma > today's Salma, I'd also say that today's 58-year-old Salma Hayek is still way hotter than pretty much every other 58-year-old woman on the planet.

Because I am generous of spirit, I’d throw her one even at her advanced age.