Sir, I'm going to try to say this as respectfully as I can. I scored a perfect score on an IQ test (100) and made the honor role at Springfield HS. I make OVER 24 hours dollars an hour as the lead attendant at the Dari Mart in Thurston. I lease a 2016 Toyota Corolla a rent an apartment in downtown Springfield with my boy Kyle. I know all the bartenders at my local Buffalo Wild Wings on a first name basis. I can bench press 150 pounds multiple times. When I show up to the Springfield High football games in my letterman jacket with my class ring, nobody needs to ask who I am. I'm often given hot dogs after the game (if they didn't sell out) because of who I am. I'll let you off with a warning, this time. But be careful collegefootsiefan.
