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I’ll be honest…I don’t know the difference between a patio, porch, and deck. We usually call the area off our front door the patio, the screened in part off the back the porch, and the outside part off the back the deck. But they tend to get used interchangeably.
I call a patio something that's ground level and concrete.

A deck is above ground level and wood.

A porch is attached to the house and part of the house. I think of the old farmhouses like mine.

That is my humble opinion.
 
I’m not angry. Just citing factual information. But I can see why you might conflate the two.
You seem pretty angry since your conversation with Rob. I'm just trying to ask what's wrong and help.
 
I call a patio something that's ground level and concrete.

A deck is above ground level and wood.

A porch is attached to the house and part of the house. I think of the old farmhouses like mine.

That is my humble opinion.
No Maintenance > Wood.

All other information is true.
 
I think in trailer parks they're actually called awnings.
Most definitely. Lot of awnings back in the day. Hell, even my grandparents had one of those and they actually lived in a real house. It was one of those green, corrugated kind that people used to have.
 
No Maintenance > Wood.

All other information is true.
ok fake wood.

Excuse me for not listing every possibility.

You'll make somebody a good wife some day.
 
ok fake wood.

Excuse me for not listing every possibility.

You'll make somebody a good wife some day.

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Why are you so angry lately? Did @RobBase (c) do this?

All I did was talk about my boring life watching football. You would think Trump went golfing or something with all the outage that one innocent post has caused.

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Great to see the team back together again.
 
I call a patio something that's ground level and concrete.

A deck is above ground level and wood.

A porch is attached to the house and part of the house. I think of the old farmhouses like mine.

That is my humble opinion.
Under those definitions it seems we have a front porch (that’s essentially a resting unit for the dog bed and sporting equipment, the screened in back porch, which is attached to the outside portion of the deck. The back portion is one structure though…but it’s all elevated and made of wood.

This is all very confusing. We definitely don’t have a patio though. That much I know.
 
Is today still Monday
 
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