New Sump Pump At 2AM Monday Thread

[Me]

so, teenage witch is not a deal breaker, pedo.

She's 21 IRL

 

[ill]

so, teenage witch is not a deal breaker, pedo.

You added teenage..

She does kind of look like the actress though

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

JJ had to shut down those high falutin peloton rumors.

 

[Guy Incognito]

so, teenage witch is not a deal breaker, pedo.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You've already ruled out gluten?

GET RID OF GLUTEN

 

[dbldwn711]

Yes. She lives in a mortuary.

Is attractive.


Wood

better watch out @ill. She could be a black widow

 

[RobBase]

GET RID OF GLUTEN

If you’re so tough how come your tummy can’t digest a little wheat like a normal man?

 

[Guy Incognito]

better watch out @ill. She could be a black widow

 

[ill]

better watch out @ill. She could be a black widow

Again, not necessarily a deal breaker?

 

[Guy Incognito]

If you’re so tough how come your tummy can’t digest a little wheat like a normal man?

Hobbits apparently lost the ability to process gluten at some point.

 

[RobBase]

Yes. She lives in a mortuary.

Is attractive.


Wood

Lots of at bats. Lots of strikes.

 

[dbldwn711]

Again, not necessarily a deal breaker?

that’s what I dig about ill! Always open minded!

 

[dbldwn711]

J.J. Watt announces he's joining Cardinals, will reportedly sign two-year deal worth $31 million

Watt will be joining former teammate DeAndre Hopkins in Arizona

www.cbssports.com

 

[Guy Incognito]

better watch out @ill. She could be a black widow

Also, fuck, racist, whoa!

 

[ill]

Lots of at bats. Lots of strikes.

Now you have a thing against bats?!

You need to lower your standards, Bob.

Also, I don't feel like you've even been in an actual funeral home...

 

[RobBase]

Hobbits apparently lost the ability to process gluten at some point.

Right around the time Planet Fitness became all the rage. Coincidence?

 

[basement bias]

You've already ruled out gluten?

Yep, gluten not an issue so far. Dairy, eggs, and tree nuts. Soy might get added but not sure. We've went from almond to soy to oat milk.

 

[Bender]

She's 21 IRL

@ill 's old. this is our sabrina

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

If you’re so tough how come your tummy can’t digest a little wheat like a normal man?

xcuse me?

According to Dr. Fasano, gluten sensitivity potentially affects far more people than celiac disease. He estimates about 6% to 7% of the U.S. population may be gluten-sensitive, meaning some 20 million people in the United States alone could have the condition.

 

[kobesgame]

I'm not that desperate, gob. I still have standards.

You SOB.