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If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's @Rex Racer , definitely @Rex Racer .
Good morning crackhead.
Never buy a woman a watch because there is a clock on the stove~ Charles Barkley
Shaq is one divorce away from being black again~ Charles Barkley
Shaq is one divorce away from being black again~ Charles Barkley
@Handicappers and his boyfriend were on a romantic gaydate at the zoo, flitting about like the two raging homos that they are. They approached the gorilla enclosure so excited they were squealing like little school girls when all of a sudden one of the gorillas reached through the cage bars and grabbed lil handipussy by his pencil neck and dragged him into his pen. The gorilla proceeded to fuck handifaggot in the ass and then made handihomo give him head before picking the scrawny soccer player wannabe queerboy up and rapping his head against the bars before starting the whole depraved orgy of lil handiqueers dreams all over again.
This attack went on for almost an hour until the gorilla grew tired of ass raping the limp little starfish from Texas and tossed his lifeless body out of the cage. Paramedics were quick to administer triage to HandiHIV while being careful not to get infected. The South Lake suck hole was transported to a hospital where he lay in a coma for weeks with his boy friend keeping a constant vigil at his side.
One day a few months later handijizzmop stirred and his BFF/cocksocket @dbldwn711 was so excited he almost got his first boner. When little handiloser had finally come to and was able to speak his lover dbldildo asked him how he felt. Lil handibukake queen replied; "how should I feel, he hasn't called, he hasn't written"
This attack went on for almost an hour until the gorilla grew tired of ass raping the limp little starfish from Texas and tossed his lifeless body out of the cage. Paramedics were quick to administer triage to HandiHIV while being careful not to get infected. The South Lake suck hole was transported to a hospital where he lay in a coma for weeks with his boy friend keeping a constant vigil at his side.
One day a few months later handijizzmop stirred and his BFF/cocksocket @dbldwn711 was so excited he almost got his first boner. When little handiloser had finally come to and was able to speak his lover dbldildo asked him how he felt. Lil handibukake queen replied; "how should I feel, he hasn't called, he hasn't written"
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@SlinkyRedfoot came home from school one day and told his dad that he had sex with his teacher. His dad said "son, you're a little young for that, but I'm proud of you, I'll take you for a nice steak dinner and buy you a new bicycle."
So they went to the steakhouse and ate a nice steak, and then they went to the bike shop and Slinky picked out his new bike.
When they were leaving the bike store, Slinky's dad asked "well, son, do you want to ride your new bike home or ride home with me?"
Slinky said, "We better put the bike in the trunk for now dad, my ass is still sore."
So they went to the steakhouse and ate a nice steak, and then they went to the bike shop and Slinky picked out his new bike.
When they were leaving the bike store, Slinky's dad asked "well, son, do you want to ride your new bike home or ride home with me?"
Slinky said, "We better put the bike in the trunk for now dad, my ass is still sore."
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I was driving home from work the other day and saw a young woman standing on the side of a bridge and looking over the side. I pulled over and walked over to her and said "you're not thinking about jumping are you?"
She didn't respond, just kept staring at the train tracks below.
I then said "If you are gonna jump, you should have sex with me first."
Then she said "no, go away pervert!"
I just said "fine, I can wait until you're at the bottom"
Took a little while for her to work up the courage, but I had a shit eating grin the rest of the way home.
She didn't respond, just kept staring at the train tracks below.
I then said "If you are gonna jump, you should have sex with me first."
Then she said "no, go away pervert!"
I just said "fine, I can wait until you're at the bottom"
Took a little while for her to work up the courage, but I had a shit eating grin the rest of the way home.
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Well, this thread took a turn... I guess it is pride month after all.
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@Rex Racer rushes into a bar and immediately orders 5 shots of tequila from the bartender. He downs them in a rapid fire fashion. He then immediately orders 5 more. As the bartender is pouring the second set of shots he asks “he buddy... what are you celebrating?” Rex says “I just had my first blow job!” and proceeds to down the second set of 5 shots. The bartender says “well hell buddy... let me buy you a shot!” Rex responds “no thanks... if 10 shots of tequila didn’t get rid of the taste I’m sure one more won’t matter!!”
