Offensive Joke thread.

dbldwn711 said:
@Rex Racer rushes into a bar and immediately orders 5 shots of tequila from the bartender. He downs them in a rapid fire fashion. He then immediately orders 5 more. As the bartender is pouring the second set of shots he asks “he buddy... what are you celebrating?” Rex says “I just had my first blow job!” and proceeds to down the second set of 5 shots. The bartender says “well hell buddy... let me buy you a shot!” Rex responds “no thanks... if 10 shots of tequila didn’t get rid of the taste I’m sure one more won’t matter!!”
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That joke was funny the first time I heard it.............................................. 45 years ago.
 
dbldwn711 said:
@Rex Racer rushes into a bar and immediately orders 5 shots of tequila from the bartender. He downs them in a rapid fire fashion. He then immediately orders 5 more. As the bartender is pouring the second set of shots he asks “he buddy... what are you celebrating?” Rex says “I just had my first blow job!” and proceeds to down the second set of 5 shots. The bartender says “well hell buddy... let me buy you a shot!” Rex responds “no thanks... if 10 shots of tequila didn’t get rid of the taste I’m sure one more won’t matter!!”
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bwwwahahahahahaa, that old sock is a cum guzzling faggot with no fighting skills
 
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