Offensive Joke thread.

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This is a true story that happened today...

so for some reason, a team building exercise was to happen and lead into a huddle on goals for the day. Not sure how this is team building really, but that was what it was called. Well, the team building exercise was to pull a random, unknown question out of a box and answer it honestly. We all went throught and did that, but afterwards I was curious and decided to look at the other questions. One of the questions was something like 'if you became famous, what would it be for?'. There is a young kid working with us while he is in school to be a cop. I asked him 'if you were to become famous, what would it be for'? He sat there for like 5 seconds thinking and I chimed in with 'other than shooting an unarmed black man'....

he's a cool kid and just started laughing. I had heard him talking about his beliefs and opinions before so I knew he was on the conservative side.... meaning that he wouldn't run and tattle like a bitch or get all offended.
 
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And yes, I already tagged White Knight in a different post.

 
After he accidentally came inside her, she said "I hope you were shooting blanks."

He replied, "well, my name is Alec Baldwin, what else would you expect me to shoot?"
 
May 1st.

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You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.
 
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