Offensive Joke thread.

this was a weird one, but happen to come across it.

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Why is the ocean water salty?

Because, when the Titanic sank, it filled the ocean with crackers.
 

This is actually an old one where the guy's lawyer is trying to find grounds for his divorce (the way I've heard it it's a "Newfie" but I'm sure that changes). He asks him a bunch of questions and eventually gets to this one.

"Nah, she's a white girl. But our newborn son is, that's why I need this divorce!"


edit: found it! Hillybilly Divorce
 
This one was pretty bad... to me at least

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