Offensive Joke thread.

[Schmoopy1000]

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[dbldwn711]

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hahaha

 

[dbldwn711]

Heading to the Virgin Islands on Thursday, you degenerates.....I may still check in if laying on a beach and drinking gets boring.

enjoy pal!

 

[DraftNerd]

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I laughed way too hard at this. What the fuck is wrong with me?

 

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Two atheists had been dating for a few weeks when the girl tells the guy "I have a confession to make. I used to be Christian."

The guy said "that's not a problem. But you're no longer Christian?"

"No, I prefer being Christina."

 

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Why do most husbands end up dying before their wives?

Because they want to.

 

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A family was checking into a hotel.

The father asked the desk clerk, "is the porn disabled?"

The desk clerk replied, "no, it's regular porn, you sick, twisted fuck!"

 

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

 

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Why are blondes quiet during sex?

They were taught to not talk to strangers.

 

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How do you beat a billionaire?

Ask Chris Brown.