OH NO JOE BURROW 🚑 🏥

Pitman · Jul 27, 2023

Hate this for Joe, I had him as my third round pick in fantasy draft. Kinda think I will replace him with someone else

oh-jay-bee eighty-one · Jul 27, 2023

It's a strained calf

Wild Turkey · Jul 27, 2023

I talked to Joe tonight by phone and he’s fine and the team is using this as a ruse to get Brandon Allen more reps during training camp. Joe guarantees a Super Bowl trophy next year.

williewilliejuan · Jul 27, 2023

Wild Turkey said:
I talked to Joe tonight by phone and he’s fine and the team is using this as a ruse to get Brandon Allen more reps during training camp. Joe guarantees a Super Bowl trophy next year.

Weird. His mom said something entirely different after I got done fucking her. Maybe she just wanted me to leave.

Wild Turkey · Jul 27, 2023

williewilliejuan said:
Weird. His mom said something entirely different after I got done fucking her. Maybe she just wanted me to leave.

I’d get checked if I were you as you just took a ride on municipal merry go round.

williewilliejuan · Jul 27, 2023

Wild Turkey said:
I’d get checked if I were you as you just took a ride on municipal merry go round.

I dipped my dick in FlexSeal. No unwanted pregnancies and the reduced sensitivity results in improved stamina. But you knew that…

RubinRock · Jul 28, 2023

Being carted off for a calf strain? Fucking pussy.

Bender · Jul 28, 2023

Wild Turkey said:
They are saying it’s a calf injury. How bad can you hurt your calf?

RobBase · Jul 28, 2023

Peter Gozintite said:
All your relatives are vampires until proven otherwise.

Thankfully just the one. Although when he brings his Brood around it gets pretty crowded.

DragonFromTo · Jul 28, 2023

williewilliejuan said:
I dipped my dick in FlexSeal. No unwanted pregnancies and the reduced sensitivity results in improved stamina. But you knew that…

I've started using that Mighty Putty for extra girth too

oh-jay-bee eighty-one · Jul 28, 2023

RubinRock said:
Being carted off for a calf strain? Fucking pussy.

that asswhipping he gave clemson was almost 4 years ago, get over it already

fordman84 · Jul 28, 2023

RubinRock said:
Being carted off for a calf strain? Fucking pussy.

Still not as bad as Dwayne Wade needing a wheelchair during an NBA game for a dislocated shoulder. Ah the good old days of posting under WheelchairWade on Disney.

RubinRock · Jul 28, 2023

Doyle Harcavy said:
that asswhipping he gave clemson was almost 4 years ago, get over it already

What the fuck does that have to do with anything I just said? About as much as ohio state's choke job the week before that or the most pathetic playoff performance in the cfp era in 2016, or when Spencer Shuey killed Braxton Miller in 2014, or Clemson killing dipshit Woody Hayes career. Sit this one out kemosabi.

oh-jay-bee eighty-one · Jul 28, 2023

RubinRock said:
What the fuck does that have to do with anything I just said? About as much as ohio state's choke job the week before that or the most pathetic playoff performance in the cfp era in 2016, or when Spencer Shuey killed Braxton Miller in 2014, or Clemson killing dipshit Woody Hayes career. Sit this one out kemosabi.

look at you lashing out like the little cunt you are. Burrow ruined you that night and you still can't get over it. You're a grown man for Godsakes

RubinRock · Jul 28, 2023

fordman84 said:
Still not as bad as Dwayne Wade needing a wheelchair during an NBA game for a dislocated shoulder. Ah the good old days of posting under WheelchairWade on Disney.

Right up there with Paul Pierce being carted off because he had to take a shit.

RubinRock · Jul 28, 2023

Doyle Harcavy said:
look at you lashing out like the little cunt you are. Burrow ruined you that night and you still can't get over it. You're a grown man for Godsakes

Awww. That's cute.

Nick Chubb also killed Clemson. You don't see me calling him a pussy. Because he hasn't needed a wheel chair for a calf strain.

fordman84 · Jul 28, 2023

RubinRock said:
Awww. That's cute.

Nick Chubb also killed Clemson. You don't see me calling him a pussy. Because he hasn't needed a wheel chair for a calf strain.

I've had some severe calf strains, ones that take a week before I can walk without a limp before.

zero golf cart rides needed though.

#TougherThanJoe :pop2:

RubinRock · Jul 28, 2023

fordman84 said:
I've had some sever calf strains, ones that take a week before I can walk without a limp before.

zero golf cart rides needed though.

#TougherThanJoe

Broke my ankle playing softball (a bit drunk while in college). Still took one more at-bat and hopped off the field and down the road to my ride.

#TougherThanJoe

fordman84 · Jul 28, 2023

RubinRock said:
Broke my ankle playing softball (a bit drunk while in college). Still took one more at-bat and hopped off the field and down the road to my ride.

#TougherThanJoe

I used some Charmin this morning after my morning constitutional. It too was #TougherThanJoe

oh-jay-bee eighty-one · Jul 28, 2023

RubinRock said:
Awww. That's cute.

Nick Chubb also killed Clemson. You don't see me calling him a pussy. Because he hasn't needed a wheel chair for a calf strain.

i can't imagine being as mindfucked by a pro athlete as ^this doofus is, because said pro athlete mudstomped my favorite team's ass in a collegiate championship game YEARS ago.

quick question for you, doofus: is there any day of the week where you DON'T wake up acting like a raging little faggot?