Opposite day Monday

I'd suggest that not dosing yourself up with booze and painkillers while skiing will keep you from Sonny Bonoing yourself more than wearing a helmet will.

I don't drink at all while I'm skiing. That's après skiing.
1) Painkillers and I aren't friends. They just put me to sleep.

2) Not much drinking while skiing, but a beer at lunch and a beer near the end of the day are my friends.
 
I wear gloves a lot when I'm cooking to reduce the amount of times I have to wash my hands. My hands get really dry and sometimes my the skin on my fingers will crack and then it's painful as hell to play guitar.
Probably for everyone else around you as well.
 
I definitely woulda had a conky my first day back from my broken ankle.

I find falling while snowboarding to be way worse than taking a hit/falling while playing hockey on ice. It's tough to even brace yourself when you catch an edge and fall at a fucking angle.
Snowboarding falls seem to be like a two-stage thing, where your lower body hits first, and then you kinda whip your head down and hit off the snow.

And given that most of the mountains local to me are basically ice with a little bit of manufactured snow on top, I'm not down with whacking the back of my dome on that without some headgear.
 
Which is why I asked. What a hat with a brim all the way around is.

Let's go in circles again!
Are you suggesting you've never seen a hat that has a brim all the way around it or are you asking what type of fully brimmed hat Mr. Kobe wears?

Stop being so fucking obtuse.
 
Dang this Daily has EXPLODED!!
 
No, it's Monday. Back to work.

Marriage isn't until the end of April.

Will Smith Reaction GIF
 
Snowboarding falls seem to be like a two-stage thing, where your lower body hits first, and then you kinda whip your head down and hit off the snow.

And given that most of the mountains local to me are basically ice with a little bit of manufactured snow on top, I'm not down with whacking the back of my dome on that without some headgear.

When I broke my ankle after Ski Patrol Baywatch'd me, they told me that people traditionally break their wrists far more often than ankles while snowboarding. Apparently you're supposed to be able to brace yourself better with your arms while falling snowboarding? Who'da thought?
 
Are you suggesting you've never seen a hat that has a brim all the way around it or are you asking what type of fully brimmed hat Mr. Kobe wears?

Stop being so fucking obtuse.
y r u so mean
 
Snowboarding falls seem to be like a two-stage thing, where your lower body hits first, and then you kinda whip your head down and hit off the snow.

And given that most of the mountains local to me are basically ice with a little bit of manufactured snow on top, I'm not down with whacking the back of my dome on that without some headgear.
I used to call falling at high speed while skiing "white outs".
 
Snowboarding falls seem to be like a two-stage thing, where your lower body hits first, and then you kinda whip your head down and hit off the snow.

And given that most of the mountains local to me are basically ice with a little bit of manufactured snow on top, I'm not down with whacking the back of my dome on that without some headgear.
Did that about 10 years ago.. Snow then all of a sudden huge ice patch.. Lost the edge fell backwards slamming my head onto the ice. I was knocked out for a few seconds.. If I hadn't been wearing a helmet I most likely would have had a full blown concussion.. Snowboard falls suck, especially when you are 6'5"... Haven't been since. LOL
 
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