Oriental drivers

dikowt dowg said:
Was watching an asian guy do standup saying asians won't go to the doctors so he's talking about trying to get his mom to go to the doctors when she wasn't feeling well.

Mom says I no go doctor cause doctors only want your money.

Why do you send me to college to be a doctor then.

So you be smart and take everyone's money.
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The Asian father of a friend of a friend used to always say to him "Doctor Who? Why not Doctor You?!" :laugh:
 
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My buddy, that is Vietnamese, took me and another white boy, to some Asian bar one night. We were still way underage, and the Asian places never gave a single fuck about it. We could bring our own beer in, or whatever. Anyway, we are sitting at a booth, and some Asian dude came over and was leaning on the table and talking to my buddy in Viet. I knew something was up, and was taking inventory of the room. There were about 5 dudes, behind the guy talking to my boy. My boy makes eye contact with me, and I knew the look. You know, the sneaky boy asain look that lets you know they are about to sucker punch a mother fucker. While I don't believe in sucker punching a guy, the numbers were as such that it was needed. I didnt know at the time, the entire bar wanted us to leave.

He over hand grabs his beer bottle and smacks this dude across the head, and the brawl was on! We literally fought the entire fucking bar to get out. There were little smashed faced, bucket heads, running out from the kitchen in the their aprons and shit. I'm not a small guy, but when fighting 15 to 20 Asians I was a giant. I have never dropped so many dudes before. One of my boys wasn't a big guy, and not really a fighter, and he said afterwards "I was just following you, and you just sending those mother fuckers across the room!" We got outside and these dudes were all beat up and bleeding, and we had a bit of a standoff out front. I know this is kind of sounding like a RockStrongo story at this point, but it absolutely true. During this point a dude came running outside, full on primal scream, and swinging a golf club. I took it from him, and threw it on the roof, and he just ran off again, lulz.

My hands were swollen for days, but nothing was broken. I actually knocked a cat out left handed, for the first and only time in my life. My Viet buddy told me after that when the dude came up to him at the table and started talking he was saying the he was a race trader, and he shouldn't have brought white boys into their bar. They were going to teach us all a lesson, and he was going to be sorry. My Viet boy was laughing and said ," that fucker was talking like he was some kind of mob boss. hahahah. We beat all their fucking asses!"

So all this to say, fuck Orientals?
 
Peter Gozintite said:
My buddy, that is Vietnamese, took me and another white boy, to some Asian bar one night. We were still way underage, and the Asian places never gave a single fuck about it. We could bring our own beer in, or whatever. Anyway, we are sitting at a booth, and some Asian dude came over and was leaning on the table and talking to my buddy in Viet. I knew something was up, and was taking inventory of the room. There were about 5 dudes, behind the guy talking to my boy. My boy makes eye contact with me, and I knew the look. You know, the sneaky boy asain look that lets you know they are about to sucker punch a mother fucker. While I don't believe in sucker punching a guy, the numbers were as such that it was needed. I didnt know at the time, the entire bar wanted us to leave.

He over hand grabs his beer bottle and smacks this dude across the head, and the brawl was on! We literally fought the entire fucking bar to get out. There were little smashed faced, bucket heads, running out from the kitchen in the their aprons and shit. I'm not a small guy, but when fighting 15 to 20 Asians I was a giant. I have never dropped so many dudes before. One of my boys wasn't a big guy, and not really a fighter, and he said afterwards "I was just following you, and you just sending those mother fuckers across the room!" We got outside and these dudes were all beat up and bleeding, and we had a bit of a standoff out front. I know this is kind of sounding like a RockStrongo story at this point, but it absolutely true. During this point a dude came running outside, full on primal scream, and swinging a golf club. I took it from him, and threw it on the roof, and he just ran off again, lulz.

My hands were swollen for days, but nothing was broken. I actually knocked a cat out left handed, for the first and only time in my life. My Viet buddy told me after that when the dude came up to him at the table and started talking he was saying the he was a race trader, and he shouldn't have brought white boys into their bar. They were going to teach us all a lesson, and he was going to be sorry. My Viet boy was laughing and said ," that fucker was talking like he was some kind of mob boss. hahahah. We beat all their fucking asses!"

So all this to say, fuck Orientals?
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The Aristocrats! :wink:
 
Peter Gozintite said:
My Viet buddy told me after that when the dude came up to him at the table and started talking he was saying the he was a race trader, and he shouldn't have brought white boys into their bar. They were going to teach us all a lesson,
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A Vietnamese guy can do this in Vietnam. Not here. Don't go "teaching us a lesson" on our own turf, Mr. Bich Phuc Dat. :nono:
 
@Peter Gozintite I can't believe you didn't break your hand. A guy in SoCal who trained under Dan Henderson gave me some advice one time: if you're nose-to-nose with a guy and you're convinced shit is going down, hit him first and use an open palm to the chin. Knock his ass out, zero chance of breaking your hand and you go on your way while mofo is snoring. Whoever lands the first real punch is going to win. Land the first punch. None of this "hit me!" shit. Knock his ass out, be on your way.
 
HammerDown said:
@Peter Gozintite I can't believe you didn't break your hand. A guy in SoCal who trained under Dan Henderson gave me some advice one time: if you're nose-to-nose with a guy and you're convinced shit is going down, hit him first and use an open palm to the chin. Knock his ass out, zero chance of breaking your hand and you go on your way while mofo is snoring. Whoever lands the first real punch is going to win. Land the first punch. None of this "hit me!" shit. Knock his ass out, be on your way.
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Peter Gozintite said:
I was probably 18, and damn near invincible.
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Back then, look at me wrong and it had to go down. Now? Look, stare, laugh, say what you want to say, go up to the bar and get a beer on my tab - I don't give a shit. I just want to get a decent buzz in peace and go home and get in bed afterward. :laugh:
 
Peter Gozintite said:
My buddy, that is Vietnamese, took me and another white boy, to some Asian bar one night. We were still way underage, and the Asian places never gave a single fuck about it. We could bring our own beer in, or whatever. Anyway, we are sitting at a booth, and some Asian dude came over and was leaning on the table and talking to my buddy in Viet. I knew something was up, and was taking inventory of the room. There were about 5 dudes, behind the guy talking to my boy. My boy makes eye contact with me, and I knew the look. You know, the sneaky boy asain look that lets you know they are about to sucker punch a mother fucker. While I don't believe in sucker punching a guy, the numbers were as such that it was needed. I didnt know at the time, the entire bar wanted us to leave.

He over hand grabs his beer bottle and smacks this dude across the head, and the brawl was on! We literally fought the entire fucking bar to get out. There were little smashed faced, bucket heads, running out from the kitchen in the their aprons and shit. I'm not a small guy, but when fighting 15 to 20 Asians I was a giant. I have never dropped so many dudes before. One of my boys wasn't a big guy, and not really a fighter, and he said afterwards "I was just following you, and you just sending those mother fuckers across the room!" We got outside and these dudes were all beat up and bleeding, and we had a bit of a standoff out front. I know this is kind of sounding like a RockStrongo story at this point, but it absolutely true. During this point a dude came running outside, full on primal scream, and swinging a golf club. I took it from him, and threw it on the roof, and he just ran off again, lulz.

My hands were swollen for days, but nothing was broken. I actually knocked a cat out left handed, for the first and only time in my life. My Viet buddy told me after that when the dude came up to him at the table and started talking he was saying the he was a race trader, and he shouldn't have brought white boys into their bar. They were going to teach us all a lesson, and he was going to be sorry. My Viet boy was laughing and said ," that fucker was talking like he was some kind of mob boss. hahahah. We beat all their fucking asses!"

So all this to say, fuck Orientals?
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Peter Gozintite said:
My buddy, that is Vietnamese, took me and another white boy, to some Asian bar one night. We were still way underage, and the Asian places never gave a single fuck about it. We could bring our own beer in, or whatever. Anyway, we are sitting at a booth, and some Asian dude came over and was leaning on the table and talking to my buddy in Viet. I knew something was up, and was taking inventory of the room. There were about 5 dudes, behind the guy talking to my boy. My boy makes eye contact with me, and I knew the look. You know, the sneaky boy asain look that lets you know they are about to sucker punch a mother fucker. While I don't believe in sucker punching a guy, the numbers were as such that it was needed. I didnt know at the time, the entire bar wanted us to leave.

He over hand grabs his beer bottle and smacks this dude across the head, and the brawl was on! We literally fought the entire fucking bar to get out. There were little smashed faced, bucket heads, running out from the kitchen in the their aprons and shit. I'm not a small guy, but when fighting 15 to 20 Asians I was a giant. I have never dropped so many dudes before. One of my boys wasn't a big guy, and not really a fighter, and he said afterwards "I was just following you, and you just sending those mother fuckers across the room!" We got outside and these dudes were all beat up and bleeding, and we had a bit of a standoff out front. I know this is kind of sounding like a RockStrongo story at this point, but it absolutely true. During this point a dude came running outside, full on primal scream, and swinging a golf club. I took it from him, and threw it on the roof, and he just ran off again, lulz.

My hands were swollen for days, but nothing was broken. I actually knocked a cat out left handed, for the first and only time in my life. My Viet buddy told me after that when the dude came up to him at the table and started talking he was saying the he was a race trader, and he shouldn't have brought white boys into their bar. They were going to teach us all a lesson, and he was going to be sorry. My Viet boy was laughing and said ," that fucker was talking like he was some kind of mob boss. hahahah. We beat all their fucking asses!"

So all this to say, fuck Orientals?
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Handicappers said:
man, I sure miss the days of bashing the heads of 15-20 minorities. Dropping Tongans in JDPL seems like yesterday.
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Today, you’d be charged with a hate crime.
 
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