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We honor your courage and bravery, sir!
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I knew this old Asian guy long ago. He was a handyman at my apartment complex. Pretty funny dude, a hell of a karate expert.

He spent his later years mentoring this dumb ass kid that moved in. Such a little jerk that some boys at his high school regularly kicked his ass over a girl until the old man interceded and got the kids to stop bullying. He even managed to teach the little runt a little karate. The kid thought he was special when he performed an illegal kick to the head to win a tournament. Got kinda locally famous for an illegal move. But in the end, the boy kept doing stupid stuff and IMO drove the nice old guy into an early grave.
 
I knew this old Asian guy long ago. He was a handyman at my apartment complex. Pretty funny dude, a hell of a karate expert.

He spent his later years mentoring this dumb ass kid that moved in. Such a little jerk that some boys at his high school regularly kicked his ass over a girl until the old man interceded and got the kids to stop bullying. He even managed to teach the little runt a little karate. The kid thought he was special when he performed an illegal kick to the head to win a tournament. Got kinda locally famous for an illegal move. But in the end, the boy kept doing stupid stuff and IMO drove the nice old guy into an early grave.

It was probably "Arnold's" that killed him, just look at the pace he kept up running that place :wink:

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I knew this old Asian guy long ago. He was a handyman at my apartment complex. Pretty funny dude, a hell of a karate expert.

He spent his later years mentoring this dumb ass kid that moved in. Such a little jerk that some boys at his high school regularly kicked his ass over a girl until the old man interceded and got the kids to stop bullying. He even managed to teach the little runt a little karate. The kid thought he was special when he performed an illegal kick to the head to win a tournament. Got kinda locally famous for an illegal move. But in the end, the boy kept doing stupid stuff and IMO drove the nice old guy into an early grave.
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My boy makes eye contact with me, and I knew the look. You know, the sneaky boy asain look that lets you know they are about to sucker punch a mother fucker.
This entire post was a great first read after taking 2 hits, but the part above brought the laughter. Thank you sir!
 
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