Pet peeves

Hank Kingsley said:
No.

Many restaurants do it right.

It's simple. Put a trash bin by the door. Or outside it.
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There is a trash can in my office bathroom but it is one of those ones mounted to the wall by the sink. There's no need to have two trashcans in there just because you think somebody else should be your maid.
 
Skerpokes said:
There is a trash can in my office bathroom but it is one of those ones mounted to the wall by the sink. There's no need to have two trashcans in there just because you think somebody else should be your maid.
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Then continue to pick up my paper towels.

I give less than a fuck.
 
When Microsoft does an update to your computer overnight and then the next day your computer doesn't work so you have to pay an IT guy to come in and fix every employee's computer.

Fuck you, Microsoft! I'm sending you an invoice!
 
occupant said:
Lately its been personal space.

With covid it is amplified a bit.

One dude caught my elbow in the sternum as I reached for my moneyclip. He was pissed. "WHAT THE FUCK MAN?" he said as he melted. I giggled and smirked as I said "Sorry dude. I don't like being posted up". I think he got even madder...especially when I was staring at him with a big smile on my face. Kinda wish he would have touched me?
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Where were you at?
 
People who constantly ask for advice, never take it, and then encounter consequences that could have been avoided had they taken the advice..... and then complain that they are "so unlucky".
You are not unlucky. You are fucking stupid.
 
The "cool down" part of the dryer cycle. WTF is that for? I want my stuff hot out of the dryer. If I wanted it cooled down, I'd leave it in there after the buzzer, fuckos.
 
Skerpokes said:
When Microsoft does an update to your computer overnight and then the next day your computer doesn't work so you have to pay an IT guy to come in and fix every employee's computer.

Fuck you, Microsoft! I'm sending you an invoice!
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Send them an invoice and they'll send you a product licensing auditor. You'll probably end up paying them back twenty-fold for licensing shortfalls.
 
Skerpokes said:
When Microsoft does an update to your computer overnight and then the next day your computer doesn't work so you have to pay an IT guy to come in and fix every employee's computer.

Fuck you, Microsoft! I'm sending you an invoice!
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RP-29 said:
Send them an invoice and they'll send you a product licensing auditor. You'll probably end up paying them back twenty-fold for licensing shortfalls.
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Always keep a bottle of this at your desk. Specially formulated for those long hard Microsoft raypes.
 
People that drive other vehicles on my roads.

You assholes can fuck right off. I wasn't gonna suck the bong until after dinner but YOU MADE ME.
 
Just thought of one: I fucking hate it when some dumbass denotes a USD monetary value like this: 750$

OMG I hate that.

computer rage GIF
 
Skerpokes said:
There is a trash can in my office bathroom but it is one of those ones mounted to the wall by the sink. There's no need to have two trashcans in there just because you think somebody else should be your maid.
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Using a paper towel to open the bathroom door is such a common practice, that it's idiotic for the trashcan in the bathroom not to be close to the door
 
gobucks0409 said:
Using a paper towel to open the bathroom door is such a common practice, that it's idiotic for the trashcan in the bathroom not to be close to the door
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poverty ass offices without StepNPulls on their doors.
 
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