Pet peeves

Bumpkin boomerlenials that hate gifs, but use gifs.
 
Bumpkin boomerlenials that hate gifs, but use gifs.
you mean this one particular guy....... him?
...............................................................................
Image result for looks over gif's
 
People who mispronounce sandwich as “sandwidge”. Might even be worse than “sangwich”.
 
People who mispronounce sandwich as “sandwidge”. Might even be worse than “sangwich”.
Kinda thinking I seldom say sand. Just San.

San’wich.

Yep.

Sandwich seems like something I write but don’t say.
 
Kinda thinking I seldom say sand. Just San.

San’wich.

Yep.

Sandwich seems like something I write but don’t say.
That's normal. I am super soft with that middle d, if I use it at all as well. But that "idge" bit on the end? Makes my teeth itch.
 
That's normal. I am super soft with that middle d, if I use it at all as well. But that "idge" bit on the end? Makes my teeth itch.
T’s and D’s in the middle of words deserve to be neglected.

Adding g’s though, there’s no reason to be doing that.
 
T’s and D’s in the middle of words deserve to be neglected.

Adding g’s though, there’s no reason to be doing that.
How about people that live in Washington, that actually calls their own state Warshington. :headscratch:

Even funnier. When I tell them there is no R in Washington & they just look at me funny like why would I say that.
 
How about people that live in Washington, that actually calls their own state Warshington. :headscratch:

Even funnier. When I tell them there is no R in Washington & they just look at me funny like why would I say that.
Im invited to a four year olds birthday party on Saturday. Problem is, his father says warsh.

I’ve been his best man, twice, but that shit makes my eyelids spasm.

May pass.
 
does he say go Warsh your hands?
Yes.

And he has two little boys, who have acquired ducks as pets since Covid. And I know we’ll hanging out in the backyard. Carrying on. And a lot of us won’t wear shoes.

And I don’t need to be told to warsh off my feet with a hose. His wife fuckin says it too…

He doesn’t care if I drag duck poop on his back porch. But she will.
 
People that refer to multiple pieces of toast as "toastes" as in toast-eh-z
 
That's normal. I am super soft with that middle d, if I use it at all as well. But that "idge" bit on the end? Makes my teeth itch.
san'widge. mmmm I wuv a good san'widge *in elmer fudd voice*
 
You better pay attention when you get that stuff. There is a number of brands that are sold that aren't individually wrapped.
those tend to be the better american cheeses, imo
 
Back
Top