Pet peeves

Email automatically sending things marked as spam back to the inbox.

I sent those there to be banished forever, not return 6 months later.
 
What about the fact that we feel the need to give heated bread it’s own name in the first place?
But its not JUST heated, William. A chemical change has taken place
 
People who try chit-chatting with you when you're wearing headphones.

Headphones is the universal sign for leave me alone.
 
When I’m trying to have intercourse with a lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles my balls from behind
 
Hardware stores, especially large ones, that don't have contractor/pro desks to weed out the weekend warriors. Once again yesterday I'm standing there with a cart with over a grand worth of lumber (so 2 sheets of 3/4" CDX...j/k but barely) at the "pro desk" and I'm 6th in line behind a bunch of guys in jorts and cargo shorts buying a lightbulb, and another buying two light cover plates, a dill hole buying a single fucking screwdriver, and someone buying a tarp. All of those guys had to walk past the normal lines and the self checkout, which I can't use with the giant fucking cart, to get in my way. :L
 
There’s a new Alabama fan at work who keeps asking me to make a bet with him on the UGA-Bama SECCG that isn’t even guaranteed to happen.

Then when I finally get fed up and propose a bet of 100 dollars a point, he won’t take it. Had the same issue with the token Brewers fan in last season’s NLDS too.

Do you wanna gamble or not?
 
There’s a new Alabama fan at work who keeps asking me to make a bet with him on the UGA-Bama SECCG that isn’t even guaranteed to happen.

Then when I finally get fed up and propose a bet of 100 dollars a point, he won’t take it. Had the same issue with the token Brewers fan in last season’s NLDS too.

Do you wanna gamble or not?

They prob just want you to share your drugs w them.
 
Fuckers who make slow ass right turns and don’t scooch over as they get closer to their turning point.

HURRY UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!
 
Fuckers who make slow ass right turns and don’t scooch over as they get closer to their turning point.

HURRY UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!
Or the ones that feel like they need to swing out to the left before turning right like they’re pulling a trailer with their Accord?
 
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