Pet peeves

People who say "for free"

Something is free, or you got it for nothing.

But you didn't get it for free. You got it free.
 
People who bring their dog, all their kids, all their toys, a cooler and a backpack full of snacks to a 40 minute soccer game.
 
People who abuse animals

People who are rude

People who are ignorant but speak as if they know everything.

People who think their shit doesn't stink.

People who get offended about who someone sleeps with despite it not effecting them 1 bit.

People who are lazy

People who complain but refuse to do any change.

People who generalize every other group of people in the world.
 
People who abuse animals

People who are rude

People who are ignorant but speak as if they know everything.

People who think their shit doesn't stink.

People who get offended about who someone sleeps with despite it not effecting them 1 bit.

People who are lazy

People who complain but refuse to do any change.

People who generalize every other group of people in the world.

I just thought of a new one.

People with too many pet peeves.
 
When somebody is too lazy (or too important) to engineer their drive properly.

So they cross 2 lanes of traffic to park on the other side of the street. And then jockey back and forth to get the right angle so they actually park properly.

I had one idiot try to snag a parallel parking spot that way so I scooted up and took it for myself while he was halfway across the street. He's honking his horn at me and shit.

I looked his way and smiled. Waited for him to be heading down the street and pulled right out behind him.
 
When a car does the exact speed limit in the far left lane. Forcing everyone to pass him on the right. Fucking up traffic for everyone.
 
When a solicitor calls me at work when I’m busy as fuck and tells me he is calling because he’s sure I have been inundated with emails lately, and to let me know he is going to be sending me an email in the next 90 seconds.

That was the purpose of his call. That’s worse than a fucking save the date card for weddings.
 
When getting gas, the douchebag at the next pump assuming that I really want to hear every single word of his rap music playing loudly with all the windows down.
 
Ignorant fucking assholes who post currency as 10$

OMG I fucking haaaaate that! I see it all the damn time anymore, too! :L
 
when I'm at the station getting gas and some hillbilly at the next pump gets all pissy about me pumping out my jams.


if it's too loud, you're too old :headbanger:
 
Credit card readers that have the "tap to pay" option, but it doesn't work.
 
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