Pet peeves

People who pound on the “tap to pay” button even after their credit card has been declined.
 
People who abuse animals

People who are rude

People who are ignorant but speak as if they know everything.

People who think their shit doesn't stink.

People who get offended about who someone sleeps with despite it not effecting them 1 bit.

People who are lazy

People who complain but refuse to do any change.

People who generalize every other group of people in the world.
People referring to having sex with someone as sleeping with them.

I sleep with my wife nearly every night...
 
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Anytime someone says "[blank] can do whatever they want with their own [blank]!!!!!" in response to any kind of fair criticism.


Anyone who says that video games, TV, music, etc. cause or contribute to violence & crime.
 
MFers who've been here for several months, have several hundred posts, & still don't have an avatar. 🖕🖕🖕🖕
 
when someone wears the top button fastened on a polo shirt
 
People who are always doing stuff and try to involve you too.

Every Halloween we get “BOO’D!” This means somebody left a bag of candy on our door step with directions on how I now have to do this (twice) too.

Every school year some neighbor drops off signs that say THANK OUR (insert school) TEACHERS! I am supposed to stick in my yard (but never do). Everybody does it. This year it was Wu Tang Clan signs?

Every Christmas it’s “LETS ADOPT THIS FAMILY! Gather up your coats!! Send me money!! I’ll do it!!”

Like, enough is enough. I love charity, I do a lot of it and I prefer to do it privately.

Also, I’m busy. Leave me alone.
 
People playing golf in front of me who wait for the green to clear when they're 250 yards out after they only hit their drive 190 yards.

Thread's 12 pages long, hopefully I haven't already posted this. If I have it's ok, I actually hate them enough to post it twice.
 
People playing golf in front of me who wait for the green to clear when they're 250 yards out after they only hit their drive 190 yards.

Thread's 12 pages long, hopefully I haven't already posted this. If I have it's ok, I actually hate them enough to post it twice

My daughter and I were playing one time and the group in front was slow. It was the last hole of an Executive course but still 250 yds.

The group behind started ribbing us, saying we should drive, no way we're gonna hit them.

We waited. My daughter drove the green and 1 putted took her eagle. Shut those guys up.

I hit the ditch and had a 6... I took a bow.
 
In back yard 2 weeks ago, cleaning up shrubs and leaves. A wild rose bush was out of control so I whacked it back. I carried the branches over to my chipper wearing mechanics gloves.

Branches loaded with thorns and one got through to my right thumb.

Little tiny black thing that I simply cannot dig out. Working it's way deeper and deeper.

I can see it, If I push on it I can for fucking sure feel it, but I'm going to have to let it fester will it decides to come out on it's own.
 
Canadians that think their opinion on American politics matter
 
WTF is it with my family and cabinets, doors and drawers?

fucking close them!

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