Pet peeves

[williewilliejuan]

Anyone who routinely uses the term "hella".

Fuck you specifically.

 

[Red_Alert]

When I buy something at the store and I can't peel the fucking price tag or stickers off it in one piece.

Have to keep digging at that mf'er with a fingernail.

 

[Red_Alert]

Anyone who routinely uses the term "hella".

 

[ojb81]

A friend has a 7-month-old boy named Robert. Robert's parents have typically used Robert, but Robert's paternal grandfather always enthusiastically calls him Bobby (as Bobbeeeeeeeeee). It's starting to stick with Robert's parents who now occasionally call him Bobby with similar enthusiasm. I expect that he also will be exclusively "Bobby" to his parents by his first birthday. He's going to continue to be Robert to me, though.

Just call him "Bobbert", ya chode

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Just call him "Bobbert", ya chode

That's what I call my nephew.

 

[ojb81]

I know I mentioned this early in this thread, but it bears repeating: people who say "preggo" or "preggers" instead of "pregnant"

*WHH'PSHHHH*

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I know I mentioned this early in this thread, but it bears repeating: people who say "preggo" or "preggers" instead of "pregnant"

*WHH'PSHHHH*

I'll get you preggo'd

 

[ojb81]

I'll get you preggo'd

IDHAUOFTYF

 

[Peter Gozintite]

IDHAUOFTYF

I Do Have A Uniform For That You Fuckhead?

 

[ojb81]

I Do Have A Uniform For That You Fuckhead?

I dont have a uterus or fallopian tubes, you fuckstick

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I dont have a uterus or fallopian tubes, you fuckstick

I was close

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Daddy’s money used for a lift kit and super swamper tires on a truck that is never gonna leave pavement. I was guilty of this as a teenager other than the daddy’s money part, I wasted my own money and I did go off road every now and then

 

[RP-29]

"unprecedented times"

All times are unprecedented. The next second of your life has never been experienced before and will never be experienced again.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Fucking idiots who don't clear snow from their cars before driving.

I had some ass clown in a truck behind me yesterday covered in 10 inches of snow but for his windshield.

A light ahead at the bottom of a hill goes yellow so I pump my brakes so he can see I'm braking.

I'm watching in the mirror as he suddenly slams on his brakes and the snow on his hood and roof slides forward and off.

Right where his front wheels want to grip to break and he starts skidding.

Idiot damn near rear ended me. Which would have been my luck last year.

Maybe 2022 will be better.

 

[HammerDown]

When my Dad calls individual pizzas “pies.”

He never did that my whole life and last trip up he apparently decided it’s cool because he must have said it five times and I wanted to punch a wall each time.

“How many pies should we get?”

“Right now we’re ordering pizza. Let’s get pies later, okay?”

 

[TigerBait1971]

When my Dad calls individual pizzas “pies.”

He never did that my whole life and last trip up he apparently decided it’s cool to do that cause he must have said it five times and I wanted to punch a wall each time.

“How many pies should we get?”

“Right now we’re ordering pizza. Let’s get pies later, okay?”

Old people are funny as fuck

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Found a new one today. Young people saying that something (the original) looks like, or sounds like, or whatever the something new. Bitch, the new thing looks like the original. Don't get it twisted.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

I dont have a uterus or fallopian tubes, you fuckstick

this is a different time & age. he can still get you preggo'd
*Schmoop looks for the preggo guy emoji on his phone*

 

[ojb81]

this is a different time & age. he can still get you preggo'd
*Schmoop looks for the preggo guy emoji on his phone*

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

People who don't watch football except for the Super Bowl halftime show who think their opinion of the halftime show has more importance than the football fan who watches the sport beginning with the first preseason game.