Pete Davidson and Taco Bell Commercial

Dole ver 2.0 said:
Anybody could fuck a Kardashian.
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some people can't and its a

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Y.O.M. said:
Yeah, no...that's not how any of that works.

Dude has a big dick. I'm really not convinced it comes down to much more than that. Broads say size doesn't matter...and obviously it definitely does.

If you have BDE, and you actually have the BD part to back the E part up with, and word gets around (as it has in his case), then you can pull as much tail as you good and well please. Hot celebrities seem to literally line up to be with this dude, so even though the rest of us don't understand it, the homeless act works for him.
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You're a strange dude.
 
Y.O.M. said:
Yeah, no...that's not how any of that works.

Dude has a big dick. I'm really not convinced it comes down to much more than that. Broads say size doesn't matter...and obviously it definitely does.

If you have BDE, and you actually have the BD part to back the E part up with, and word gets around (as it has in his case), then you can pull as much tail as you good and well please. Hot celebrities seem to literally line up to be with this dude, so even though the rest of us don't understand it, the homeless act works for him.
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moxie said:
He was famous before banging Kardashian. He fucked that brunette Kate chick who is a thousand times hotter than Kim.

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That explains Nick Cannon.
 
moxie said:
I also got “salad fingers”. What the fuck is a salad fingers? Legit scared to check.
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Absolutely! It's an old cartoon, creepy as fuck. IT's spot on for Pete. Wow, haven't thought about salad fingers in a long time! Think it was just on YouTube.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
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You're a strange dude.
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How so?

I mean, there's no lies detected, but I'm interested in what I said specifically right there that was strange.
 
moxie said:
He was famous before banging Kardashian. He fucked that brunette Kate chick who is a thousand times hotter than Kim.
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And Arianna Grande. And others. His kill sheet is stacked.
 
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