Phrases never heard in CFB

[fishinabarrel]

Alabama's strength is their kicking game.

Screw that. JK Scott almost won that game for them in 2015.

 

[fishinabarrel]

Michigan fans are some of the most humble I know

 

[fishinabarrel]

I really enjoyed my trip to Gainesville

 

[fishinabarrel]

Charlie Weiss really earned his pay this year

 

[fishinabarrel]

Woody Hayes was a pretty chill individual

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Alabama and Ohio State have never claimed illegitimate national championships

 

[fishinabarrel]

I'm not sure if Ohio State fans know how to spell Ohio

 

[fishinabarrel]

I don't think Oklahoma plays Boomer Sooner enough

 

[Kburjr]

Mertz going for 4 games over 200 this year?

+250 on the over

 

[Kburjr]

“Wisconsin fans NEVER bang their cousins”

...anymore

 

[gobigred]

There’s another rational take abut Oregon from @OregonDucks

 

[gobigred]

Mark Mangino and Charlie Weis are the epitome of healthy living

 

[fishinabarrel]

...anymore

They are still your cousins even after you marry them

 

[7samurai13]

Michigan State won because they were the better team.

 

[7samurai13]

...anymore

But not any less

 

[Kburjr]

They are still your cousins even after you marry them

Like I said...

 

[Knight&Day]

“As we have seen time and time again, the Oregon Ducks are no stranger to winning big games.”

 

[HammerDown]

"Name a better college town than Starkville. Go ahead, I challenge you!"

 

[HammerDown]

"Rutgers is back"

 

[Huskers4me]

"Nebraska has been better off without Pelini"

“I believe in the courage to let the Unborn be born”, oh wait Jimmy Jam just said that, never mind.