Phrases never heard in CFB

[Kburjr]

Georgia fans are sophisticated and urbane.

 

[OlyDuck]

“The Georgia Tech crowd is really causing problems for the UGA offense”

just because it will probably never be said again doesnt mean it was never said before. like in the 70s or something

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Georgia fans are sophisticated and urbane.

Da fuq is urbane?

 

[OlyDuck]

“As we have seen time and time again, the Oregon Ducks are no stranger to winning big games.”

more playoff wins than UCF and the entire BIgXII combined

 

[navamind]

Da fuq is urbane?

They fake medical conditions?

 

[navamind]

"Rutgers is back"

Ehh, I'd say there's truth to that. I'd say the last 7 years have been a return to form for the Rutgers program with 2005-12 being an outlier. 7 consecutive losing seasons, I'd say Rutgers is indeed back.

 

[Huskers4me]

West Virginia has the best Dental college in the nation.

 

[Knight&Day]

“Seriously, why doesn’t LSU ever spice it up with their coaching hires? Their HC’s are always just so mild, emotionless, and really dull.”

 

[Huskers4me]

Iowa’s football jerseys are original to Iowa.

 

[fishinabarrel]

Da fuq is urbane?

Means they don't wear overalls

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Means they don't wear overalls

Sounds like a bunch of fags then. I’ve never heard that word in my life

 

[navamind]

"explosive Iowa offense"

 

[navamind]

"Michigan finishes the season undefeated against their rivals"

 

[Knight&Day]

“If there’s any fanbase in CFB who knows how to have a good time and not to take themselves too seriously, it’s Oregon fans. Especially that @OlyDuck, that guy really knows how to live it up.”

 

[huskers1217]

People getting attacked by grizzly bears in Cody, Wyoming.


oh wait never mind

Mississippi State's Mike Leach combats turbulent college football atmosphere with humor

ATLANTA — Mississippi State head football coach Mike Leach is no stranger to rough environments.

theeagle.com

 

[navamind]

"Craig James did not kill those 5 hookers while at SMU."

 

[Rolltide94]

The arrogance of Michigan fans is completely justified by their on-field performance over the years.

 

[Deep Creek]

Those USC song girls must have run through the Ugly Forest and hit every tree.

 

[ELTEXAN]

Aggys have humble and rational expectations.

 

[ELTEXAN]

As expected. Texas took care of Kansas today

As expected. Texas beat Maryland

“Nebraska really had Texas’s number during the Big12 days.”