Phrases never heard in CFB

[CoalTrain]

“ I get so sick of these James Franklin teams winning the BIG.”

 

[ELTEXAN]

“Thank God Chris Simms arrived on the 40 Acres. What would we have done without him? And to arrive in a stretch limo… what a cool car that guy is.”

 

[ELTEXAN]

“I really shouldn’t have picked a Southern school as my Alma Mater. Those northern school co-Ed’s are where it’s at.”

 

[Knight&Day]

“It wouldn’t hurt to see more CFB teams start wearing red or maroon. It would really help to differentiate between different teams and fanbases.”

 

[HammerDown]

“ I get so sick of these James Franklin teams winning the BIG.”

"I'm sick of James Franklin being so underrated. It's not right!"

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

There aren't enough teams called the Tigers in the SEC.

 

[jjc2009]

"Craig James did not kill those 5 hookers while at SMU."

That’s actually true. It was 3 hookers.

 

[Knight&Day]

Was looking for something else and just happened to find this.

I remember looking for this thread the other day under ‘shit nobody says CFB’ and nothing. Then ‘books never written CFB’ and still nothing.


Lol OP and his creative thread title can eat a bag of moldy, rotting dicks.

 

[Deep Creek]

“ Those guys at UTEP are damn good.”

 

[TheReal_NU]

Nebraska wrapping up their Bowl preparation.

 

[rfjeff9]

These refs are doing an awesome job today.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Ohio State fans are the most reasonable and informed fan base

 

[HammerDown]

"What I respect most about Neon Deion aside from everything he's accomplished as a coach is his humility."

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

OD is, by far, the most reasonable and realistic poster on HN.

 

[RobBase]

“I witnessed zero fires in East Lansing this week after the Sparty game.”

 

[RobBase]

“I met my wife at an Iowa road game.”

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Finally, we have a CFB post season that everyone is happy with.

 

[batchaps4me]

Defending NCAAF champions, the Oregon Ducks.
















Prove me wrong.

 

[101stAB]

We need MORE blue football fields.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Nick Saban has always been gracious when left out of the playoffs.