Phrases never uttered in MLB

[HammerDown]

"I admire Pujols so much for divorcing his wife while she's battling cancer"

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

A fruit like you wouldn't last 5 seconds on the ice, or on a bull.

I have never ice skated before, and have no intentions of doing so. I’ll save that for the women and the gays.

I’ve made it 5 seconds on a bull, never could quite get to 8, but I was a teenager back then. TBH, I’d probably pass on getting on one now. Ain’t as fast as I used to be

 

[HammerDown]

Nope, hockey is pretty much just lacrosse, just less manly since they skate on ice like a bunch of fruits

Bro, welcome to my sig.

 

[Kburjr]

I have never ice skated before, and have no intentions of doing so. I’ll save that for the women and the gays.

I’ve made it 5 seconds on a bull, never could quite get to 8, but I was a teenager back then. TBH, I’d probably pass on getting on one now. Ain’t as fast as I used to be

I can tell you never went into the corners hard.

 

[HammerDown]

"All-time favorite Giants manager: the Boche or Gabe?"

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I can tell you never went into the corners hard.

Happy Gilmore is the only time I’ve ever been entertained watching something about hockey

 

[rsw626]

"Man, Cecil Fielder sure is looking svelte"

 

[DragonFromTo]

We need more Jack Lambert on this website.

A little bit of Nitschke wouldn't hurt things, either

 

[rsw626]

A little bit of Nitschke wouldn't hurt things, either

Or Deacon Jones.

 

[HammerDown]

"It's always a great day at the ballpark when Josh Hamilton kills a man right in front of his son."

 

[DragonFromTo]

Or Deacon Jones.

He'll make you blink your eyes

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

'I could listen to former MLB players talk about politics for hours."

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"It's a real shame the two most honest franchises in MLB history, the Dodgers and the Yankees, were robbed by the Astros sign stealing."

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"The Rangers sure got their money's worth with that ARod contract."

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"Starting pitchers being pulled after six innings of a no-hitter or perfect game won't hurt the popularity of baseball in the least."

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"Josh Hamilton. Father of the Year."

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"It's good to know the Los Angeles/California/Anahem Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Angels can make up their mind what they want to be known as."

 

[rsw626]

"After shaving his beard, Gerrit Cole doesn't look like a goober at all"

 

[Kburjr]

"Roy Hobbs took steroids."

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

The Nationals are the best team at getting value out of their long term deals for starting pitchers