Phrases never uttered in MLB

“The limited September roster rule and 3 batter minimum rule wasn’t made because of Gabe Kapler’s 20 man bullpen and changing pitchers after every batter beyond the 4th inning”
 
"the speedy Molina brothers"
 
Yankees fans know what true pain is like.
 
Favorite MLB ballpark? I mean there are some greats but you gotta go with Oakland Coliseum, right?

"Yeah, but have you ever been to St. Petersburg for a game? Well worth the effort!"
 
"No, the Padres uniforms don't remind me of poo"
 
"Dodging human feces only adds to the gameday experience of a Giants game"
 
"Dustin Pedroia is very tall."
 
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