Phrases never uttered in MLB

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"Tonight's Red Sox-Yankees game finished in under 4 hours."

 

[Shanemansj13]

“Every Astros win makes me so happy. Good for them, they earned it”

 

[navamind]

"I'd shake hands with Moises Alou"

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

“Every Astros win makes me so happy. Good for them, they earned it”

I routinely say this

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Steve Cohen is a penny pinching cheap skate

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"Congratulations to ________. You are the World Series Champions!" (Insert Texas Rangers, Cleveland Guardians, San Diego Padres, Seattle Mariners in the blank.)

 

[HammerDown]

Steve Cohen is a penny pinching cheap skate

You’re not allowed to say that about someone named Cohen; that’s racist.

 

[HammerDown]

“Tony Gwynn strikes out again, Jim!”

 

[jon1tanman]

"Congratulations to ________. You are the World Series Champions!" (Insert Texas Rangers, Cleveland Guardians, San Diego Padres, Seattle Mariners in the blank.)

 

[navamind]

"Chuck Knoblauch with an accurate throw to first"

 

[navamind]

"Jorge Posada has small ears"

 

[HammerDown]

“Who’d have ever thought Kirby Puckett would die young”

 

[Mofo]

"And the Albert Belle Good Sportsmanship Award goes to..."

 

[HammerDown]

"Jorge Posada has small ears"

“no one believes that stuff about Jorge Posada and ghey butt secks in the hot tub”

 

[HammerDown]

“I don’t believe for one second that Lenny Dykstra deserved to go to prison”

 

[Handicappers]

"Hey Felipe Vazquez...will you babysit our kids this weekend"?

 

[HammerDown]

“Damn I miss Nyjer Morgan”

 

[HammerDown]

“nothing rattles Milton Bradley”

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"Roger Clemens throwing part of a broken bat at Mike Piazza was not a roid rage incident."

 

[navamind]

Billy Beane's shit works in the playoffs