Phrases that grind your gears

[Gatorchip]

“Is it in yet?”

 

[stroked out]

"clinically proven"

 

[CorpRebel]

Anything in a car insurance or medication commercial

You forgot credit card commercials... "What's in YOUR Wallet?"

 

[PeoplesChicken]

"Urban Meyer is in negotiations with"

 

[Kevin12773]

I get butthurt over the word “triggered” and I get triggered over the word “butthurt”

Both have ran their course and have been overused to the point they’ve lost all meaning

 

[Skerpokes]

Boomer Sooner

 

[outofyourmind]

Boomer Sooner

 

[Knight&Day]

“Respect my decision” and “All glory to god”.

 

[Wild Turkey]

"It is what it is."

Everytime I hear that one, it makes me want to "roll my eyes" and go to have a drink or three...

Well isn’t it you drunk?

 

[CorpRebel]

Well isn’t it you drunk?

 

[Handicappers]

“I can’t make it to JDPL”

 

[Wild Turkey]

Ones I use that I know drive people crazy:

It is what it is.

Drama free is the way to be.

Statistics are great until you’re one of them.

You’re handier than a pocket on a shirt.

Isn’t that precious (not in a good way).

 

[tabascojet]

Tear-reeb-lay

 

[Fish]

"I won this on an EBay auction"

Damn. You didn't win anything. You merely paid more for it than anyone else thought it was worth.

Humbug

This one
"I hope Rory wins the british open"

 

[Kburjr]

This one
"I hope Rory wins the british open"

I'm in mourning. Fuck off.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Drama free is the way to be.

people say that?

 

[blindbaby]

"going forward"

It's a trite interjection, bereft of any real meaning.

 

[RobBase]

Transgender vampires aren’t as fun as they sound on paper.

Edit: Whoops. Thought it said phases.

 

[Handicappers]

"bereft of any real meaning" is my newest gear grinder

 

[blindbaby]

"bereft of any real meaning" is my newest gear grinder