Phrases that grind your gears

[fordman84]

I've got a newly identified one that annoys me: "Space age technology".


So basically anything developed since 1960 is "space aged technology". When I hear that phrase I know some sheister is trying to pass off the next pet-rock type scam.

 

[HammerDown]

"at any rate"

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"Read the room."

Anyone who uses that phrase should be forced to take a submersible underwater near the Titanic.

 

[Center Ice]

Phrases you don't hear enough of:

"Honey, would you like a blowjob before I grill you that tenderloin steak"?

Just sayin'

 

[jjc2009]

“Lived experience”

Is there another kind?

“My truth”

There’s just THE truth. It’s not subjective.

 

[fordman84]

Phrases you don't hear enough of:

"Honey, would you like a blowjob before I grill you that tenderloin steak"?

Just sayin'

My wife knows my response would be "eh, you'll just mess them up so I'll just do both myself"

 

[Kburjr]

There’s just THE truth. It’s not subjective.

False.

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

I hate in meetings that end early when someone says "I'll give you all some extra time today". Like, fuck you.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

As someone who both stays up late and gets up early, “early to bed, early to rise” gets on my nerves, especially if it’s coming from someone who goes to bed at like 8 and still gets up later than I do.

I’m rarely asleep before 1 AM. I’m rare still in bed past 5 AM.

 

[Wood20ks]

Its a game changer

Most of the the I wanna tell them " ya it sure is" as I roll my eyes......

 

[Wood20ks]

And the one my wife uses daily:

" You know what I mean"

Ya,sure do dear.......ugh

 

[PeoplesChicken]

And the one my wife uses daily:

" You know what I mean"

Ya,sure do dear.......ugh

My boss does that...CONSTANTLY.

Yes moron, I was just listening to what you said, seconds ago

 

[Skerpokes]

As someone who both stays up late and gets up early, “early to bed, early to rise” gets on my nerves, especially if it’s coming from someone who goes to bed at like 8 and still gets up later than I do.

I’m rarely asleep before 1 AM. I’m rare still in bed past 5 AM.

"Burnin' daylight"

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

As someone who both stays up late and gets up early, “early to bed, early to rise” gets on my nerves, especially if it’s coming from someone who goes to bed at like 8 and still gets up later than I do.

I’m rarely asleep before 1 AM. I’m rare still in bed past 5 AM.

I will say that from my experience, it gets harder and harder to do that as we age. There're exceptions to every rule, but I used to be able to function on much less sleep than I can now.

 

[huskers1217]

My wife knows my response would be "eh, you'll just mess them up so I'll just do both myself"

your missing the same ribs too, huh?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I will say that from my experience, it gets harder and harder to do that as we age. There're exceptions to every rule, but I used to be able to function on much less sleep than I can now.

Yeah, but you’re old enough to remember when leaches were still in high demand for blood letting.

 

[Inquisitor]

I will say that from my experience, it gets harder and harder to do that as we age. There're exceptions to every rule, but I used to be able to function on much less sleep than I can now.

 

[Kburjr]

I will say that from my experience, it gets harder and harder to do that as we age. There're exceptions to every rule, but I used to be able to function on much less sleep than I can now.

It comes back, my man. 5 hours sleep seems like too much at times.

I can sleep when I die.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

And the one my wife uses daily:

" You know what I mean"

Ya,sure do dear.......ugh

can we add to that.

I shouldnt have to tell you (because we are supposed to read minds)

 

[jjc2009]

As someone who both stays up late and gets up early, “early to bed, early to rise” gets on my nerves, especially if it’s coming from someone who goes to bed at like 8 and still gets up later than I do.

I’m rarely asleep before 1 AM. I’m rare still in bed past 5 AM.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.