Pitcher getting humiliated on twitter

[huskers1217]

 

[huskers1217]

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[huskers1217]

 

[Hu War Yu]

I'm sure the attendant told his wife "get on your hands and knees"

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I'm sure the attendant told his wife "get on your hands and knees"

How else would you tell a pregnant woman to pick something off the floor? She just gonna bend over?

 

[steelerssb]

Dude thought he was dunking on United but instead bought at least a seasoned worth of heckling.

Assuming he can even last in the Majors for that long.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Kinds under 16 shouldn’t be allowed on planes. If you’re gonna have em and you wanna take em with you, you need to get used to road trips. Don’t make your mistakes other people’s problem

 

[fishinabarrel]

Kinds under 16 shouldn’t be allowed on planes. If you’re gonna have em and you wanna take em with you, you need to get used to road trips. Don’t make your mistakes other people’s problem

You fly? Thought that would be against one of your rules or something.

Something along the lines of "humans weren't meant to fly. We invented cars to get us places and run shine"

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You fly? Thought that would be against one of your rules or something.

Something along the lines of "humans weren't meant to fly. We invented cars to get us places and run shine"

He’s been on planes twice now thinks he’s Denzel Washington

 

[tabascojet]

Kinds under 16 shouldn’t be allowed on planes. If you’re gonna have em and you wanna take em with you, you need to get used to road trips. Don’t make your mistakes other people’s problem

Ok bass ok

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You fly? Thought that would be against one of your rules or something.

Something along the lines of "humans weren't meant to fly. We invented cars to get us places and run shine"

I went from not being on a commercial plane since the 8th grade to have two flights between November and January.

I prefer driving, and I have decided to make the drive again when I go back to South Dakota. Kinda sucked being out there with no coke or shine

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

You fly? Thought that would be against one of your rules or something.

Something along the lines of "humans weren't meant to fly. We invented cars to get us places and run shine"

And don't dare forget his penetration rule!