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[steelerssb]

When I was line cooking in college some yo-yo customer made a 16-year-old server cry so I threw his chicken breast on the ground, stepped on it, licked it and served it to him.

Don't be a dick to your servers.

 

[huskers1217]

Your mother should wash your mouth out with.......................something!

Whataburger is the worst fast food restaurant

I refuse to go there

 

[Hu War Yu]

When I was line cooking in college some yo-yo customer made a 16-year-old server cry so I threw his chicken breast on the ground, stepped on it, licked it and served it to him.

Don't be a dick to your servers.

So let's recap that sequence:

throw on ground
step on
THEN lick it?

 

[Inquisitor]

I secretly despise @PeoplesChicken

It's okay to despise him out in the open.

 

[steelerssb]

So let's recap that sequence:

throw on ground
step on
THEN lick it?

I remembered I licked it halfway through typing and didn't feel like changing the order.

 

[Inquisitor]

Whataburger is the worst fast food restaurant

I refuse to go there

Thanks. It means I'll get mine quicker.

 

[huskers1217]

RoghtI remembered I licked it halfway through typing and didn't feel like changing the order.

 

[huskers1217]

Thanks. It means I'll get mine quicker.

You know damn well nothing is quicker there. 45 minimum in drive through

 

[RobBase]

I threw his chicken breast on the ground, stepped on it, licked it and served it to him.

Why the fuck did you lick it after you threw it on the ground and stepped on it?

 

[Wild Turkey]

Why the fuck did you lick it after you threw it on the ground and stepped on it?

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More flavor that way.

 

[steelerssb]

Why the fuck did you lick it after you threw it on the ground and stepped on it?

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Got damn screwing up the word order

 

[Kburjr]

I remembered I licked it halfway through typing and didn't feel like changing the order.

Call for an editor next time.

 

[Jon Deaux]

Whataburger is the worst fast food restaurant

I refuse to go there

Whataburger is bad but still better than America's pig trough, Sonic.
Except for the french fries. whataburger fries suck big time.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Why the fuck did you lick it after you threw it on the ground and stepped on it?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

When I was line cooking in college some yo-yo customer made a 16-year-old server cry so I threw his chicken breast on the ground, stepped on it, licked it and served it to him.

Don't be a dick to your servers.

Had a crush on a little girl huh?

 

[williewilliejuan]

Whataburger is bad but still better than America's pig trough, Sonic.
Except for the french fries. whataburger fries suck big time.

I was just going to say that in a state where there is curiously a Sonic every 1.25 miles, Whataburger is nowhere near the worst.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Call for an editor next time.

The editor will probably just stick the red pen up his ass anyway

 

[fordman84]

When I was line cooking in college some yo-yo customer made a 16-year-old server cry so I threw his chicken breast on the ground, stepped on it, licked it and served it to him.

Don't be a dick to your servers.

You licked it after it was on the ground?

 

[fordman84]

Whataburger is the worst fast food restaurant

I refuse to go there

That is true now that a chicago company bought it.

 

[fordman84]

The editor will probably just stick the red pen up his ass anyway