I have 3 kids that make the bulk of the mess in the house. They would destroy a roomba, my middle is constantly spilling things like grape jam on the floor then thinks it is okay to just leave it.
Naturally the 3 kids that i have are also responsible for cleaning up their messes. I have a steam mop they use, but have recently been considering a bissell crosswave (a wet dry vacuum mop thinger) but right now it doesnt cost me to have them work harder to clean their own mess soooooooooo they can deal with good ol fashioned broom dustpan and steam mop.
not to mention FUCK SKYNET! (dont tell alexa i said that though, she is listenign to me in every room of the house, prolly hacked my cameras too)